Lord Bananas

If for some reason when you try to DM me here and it pings as “failed” just retry it a few times and it should go through (according to everyone whose had the same issue, anyway lol)

@BaileyisBratty I stopped tret cuz of this but also it didn’t really help me anyway. If it’s going well it might be worth it! Sad tho 😭

tretinoin has been doing wonders for my skin but unfortunately at the expense of my freckles… they’re fading away 😢

@NeverclipsonX Calling him Bill Clinton is fucking sending me

Despite the backlash for keeping a human pet on stream, Morgpie has added another one.She now has two human pets on her stream.

@ericathegod When I was watching I was like “it’s never a banana” 😂😂😂 how the turn tables

@SpicedSheriff Lmfao this is hilarious 😂

The next sub lore story: the nastiest sub on earth! I kept it under 5 min for everyone 🤭

Ok but he fucks me as hard as pre nerf Radahn so

My guy looks like a goddamn Ratatouille character

I feel embarrassed for people who need protein popcorn/soda/whatever to hit their protein goals. Like wait you're not beanmaxxing? Lmao brother. You're not Riding The Bean Horse? You child. Come to me when you have seen the face of Bean and have become Bean.

@stonercashslut It’s super fucking weird and demeaning. I don’t get it at all

ur weird asf posting your nail techs doing their jobs and captioning it about them being “good boy/girl” they didn’t consent to that, and it’s just invasive and wrong??? idk i feel like u shouldn’t be posting them period but that’s me

looking for a sign and i think i found one

@goddexvicious Dayummm

One of My subs is naming Me as the beneficiary of their life insurance policy to ensure that I'm taken care of in the event that something happens to them. This is what devotion looks like.

Today has been awful and Twitter just stole my timeline and forced me to follow a bunch of dumbass accounts. I hate this

@Lilith_FinD These posts and house key posts give me the eek so bad 😭

And now every creep who knows how to use Internet ,will find where exactly she lives.. 🤦🏻‍♀️ When will people learn basic Internet safety? 💀

I’m not feeling well still so I’m retreating to my hole

@Lifeanger God damnit yes thank you

Been too deep in the kink, saw this on reddit and thought it said sph 😭 can one of you subs photoshop it for me so it does? Thx

If dick ages like a fine wine you know my boy Legolas fixing to beat my pussy to death

@mommymorgue LMAO yes holy shit

fih

@jadealwayswins I’m crying yes

Fck a cage , I’m putting my subs in this shit