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Today is another day to remind you all that Everton is bigger than Chelsea. Yes, you read correctly. Everton has 9 English top-flight league titles. Chelsea has 6. That’s right — the club from Merseyside has three more league titles than that small oil merchant football club from West London. While Chelsea were still figuring out how to not get relegated in the 80s and 90s, Everton were proper giants winning the league. They needed Roman Abramovich’s billions just to catch up... and they still couldn’t overtake the Toffees. Don't let anyone fool you, Chelsea is only as big as Sunderland.

Members of the armed forces give their lives for the nation without question to safeguard lives and properties. This failed comedian/failed skit maker /failed musician has the gall to rubbish the sacrifices because of the fighting men and women of the armed forces.

Before it was Mikel , Now it’s Evra Arsenal is absolutely massive 😭 Retired and washed footballers with absolutely nothing cooking in their careers wake up every morning thinking: “How can I mention Arsenal today so people remember I still exist?” They know exactly what they’re doing. Say something outrageous about Arsenal, wait for fans to react, collect engagement, pay bills, repeat. Without Arsenal fans responding, some of these guys would be tweeting into the void talking to themselves.

Before it was Mikel , Now it’s Evra Arsenal is absolutely massive 😭 Retired and washed footballers with absolutely nothing cooking in their careers wake up every morning thinking: “How can I mention Arsenal today so people remember I still exist?” They know exactly what they’re doing. Say something outrageous about Arsenal, wait for fans to react, collect engagement, pay bills, repeat. Without Arsenal fans responding, some of these guys would be tweeting into the void talking to themselves.

She didn't even say No, You just didn't catch her flow and you let your self esteem injure you. You: Let's catch a drink or two sometime She: Do i look like a drunkard? YouA: No, i don't go out with drunkards either, that's why i said a drink or two and not the entire crate/brewery/distillery. Smile* YouB: You could have juice while i have a glass of wine. ☺️ YouC: No you don't look like a drunkard, but you you look like someone I'd risk a bottle with. Low self esteem is a shooter. Better luck next time Cheers

🚨 STAT: Kounde on his worst ever season has the same number of G/A as Real Madrid signing Dumfries. 🤯

One thing I do whenever I’m in a keke is pay for at least one person I see inside the keke or everybody inside, depending on how my spirit leads me. Yesterday, I decided to pay for the guy I met inside. It was just the two of us. When we got to my stop, I gave the keke man ₦1,000. My transport was ₦300, so he was supposed to give me ₦700 change. I stretched out my hand for the change and told the keke man, “Collect for him too,” referring to the guy sitting beside me. The keke man handed me the change. Before I could even say anything, this guy turned to me and said, “Sister, you no go leave the change for me? You’re bigger than that.” Excuse me? Him: watin you wan use 400 naira do? Big woman like you. Someone i have never met nor seen. The more he talked, the more irritated I got. Not even a single “Thanks” nkiti I told the keke man, “Please give me my ₦1,000 back.” He gave it to me. I collected my ₦1,000 and brought out ₦300 change from my bag to pay for only myself. Thank God I had change. He said “sister na this small thing I talk dey vex you? Na ordinary 400 ooh. Oya no vex. I was already long gone with my money. Now before some of you come and say, “But you already wanted to pay for him. Yes, I did. I wasn’t collecting that money because I suddenly became broke. I had already made up my mind to pay. I care a lot about how people behave when I do something for them. You don’t have to roll on the floor and worship me. You don’t even have to make a speech. A simple “thank you” is enough. But don’t sit beside me in the same keke I’m riding and start telling me I’m bigger than ₦400. How am I bigger than ₦400? How am I bigger than ₦700 change? We are literally sitting in the same keke. You didn’t beg me. I just chose to be kind. The least you can do is behave yourself and say thank you. If I want to dash you anything, I’ll do it. Kindness is free, but so is gratitude. If you receive one, don’t forget the other.

I laugh when I see people saying Eric Chelle's style is the best thing to happen to Nigeria Football in recent times. Super Eagles🇳🇬🦅 most exciting brand of football was under Eguavoen. I agree Chelle is currently doing well, but his style was never the best we have seen in recent times.

It’s really important to understand and see how a set of people called Chelsea fans can be shameless. Now, trust me, I will show you how. For the past 3 seasons that we finished 2nd on the table, these Chelsea morons were laughing and belittling our great efforts for finishing second thrice. Now, during these 3 consecutive seasons that we finished 2nd, Chelsea finished 12th in 2022/23, 6th in 2023/24, and 4th in 2024/25, with one of the worst stats, yet they had the guts to laugh at their London daddy. Lol, Chelsea fans never cease to amuse me. Laughing at actual winners while you’re rotting in failure is a top tier mediocre attitude Worst fan base. Annoying retards.

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