Ambidextrous Jerker

@artemisallyce Yesss, I saw him at the airport in real lifeee.

Y'all know Mike Tyson was here last week watching his kid play tennis? Very quiet. Very focused. He came to Bim for sports.

@Chefito15 Factssss

My favorite thing is letting ppl doubt me, cuz when I say something I mean it, but wunna ain’t ready for me

@Chefito15 👀 interested to hear this take cuz I got one too

Explains why I don’t see none of my exes… God is a good God 😌

I am really enjoying baktuhbim, it feels so elevated and high brow.

Damn… I didn’t know the management at QP Bistro was racist… Would say them ain’t getting my money but I ain’t them target audience 😪

My favorite Mojo’s memory was when the lady next door lay down under the wheel of the pickup of a person who parked on her property but was going to Mojo’s 😂😂😂

I do not enjoy these cross over episodes 😠

Judo to those of you who celebrate Ash Wednesday… I don’t cuz I’m already lacking stuff, and prefer not to compound the issue and make my life unnecessarily more difficult than it is

Dear instagram, Why I can’t draft a post on my phone and on my laptop??!! I got pictures all over the place and I ain’t trying to work so hard man Posting is stressful enough as it is. Ask Gmail how them does do it and duplicate it please and thanks

Everytime I see a video of girls dancing I can immediately tell if they regional or got flags in their ig bio… 🥴the waist don’t be waisting

Dlp gotta kick Ty Ty out the group chat and off the email thread cuz why every year so the manifesto getting leaked before they present it to the public?

I did not win no courts prizes and I’m devastated 😭 Don’t mind I don’t shop at courts. I be devastated when I don’t win the lotto either

How you get a buttlift but still ain’t got Jo boxie??!!

No politicians wouldn’t even come round me so I can tell them my demands Stupse

I ain’t really hear no good Trini music this year… Is the fear of war in your backyard cramping your creativity?

Single mother of FIVE??!! Girl, sorry to hear

It really needs to be studied because it can’t be just me. Every time I pass redmans village the weed smell be so strong it almost like someone in my car smoking next to me. Is it just me??!!

Imaging if women used to refer to men like real estate. This one is a real fixer upper but it got good bones 💭