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The LNP look away as they're exposed for voting against legislation to improve fuel security. Jim Chalmers "When they had the chance to do the right thing .. they voted no. The same people who stored our fuel in Texas, saw 6 refineries become 2, (and now) scaring people" #qt

Andrew Hastie said that the government's action on fuel makes sense. Dan Tehan tries to prevent these comments being raised. Angus Taylor has a meltdown and throws his pen after his chirping at The Speaker backfired. Hastie smirks at the trainwreck by Angus & Tehan. #qt

Zali Steggall calls out the interrupting Bridget McKenzie for the LNP government having worse fuel standards than the rest of the world except for Russia. McKenzie then moaned that no-one wants EVs and fuel-efficient cars. Steggall shook her head at Bridget McRorty's rubbish.

Jim Chalmers on the LNP hypocrisy after wasting parliament time with angry speeches about fuel. "They demanded that (legislation) be considered immediately, and then they voted against it ... When it came time to support the motorists & drivers they literally scurried out." #qt

Jim Chalmers notes the anniversary of Angus Taylor opposing the tax cuts which will soon be implemented. And that making Angus the leader shows that the LNP haven't learned a thing after years of opposing cost of living assistance. #qt

Chris Bowen calls out the LNP for laughing despite being informed that more fuel has been secured for Australia. The Speaker didn't cop more LNP interruptions which abused parliament rules. Bowen "Serious times call for serious people - these are not serious people" #qt

Jim Chalmers "Those opposite voted against fuel security at the end of last year" and calls on the LNP to not make the same mistake with new legislation for fuel price gouging penalties. Tim Wilson has a hissy fit and gets warned by the Speaker. #qt

Angus Taylor interjected, and then Dan Tehan tried to interrupt but got the timing of his clown show wrong. The Speaker "You missed the boat there" Chris Bowen "We have not heard a single constructive suggestion from the Opposition - not a single one" #qt

The Speaker refuses to let the LNP play games after whinging about the new trade deal with the EU. He doesn't allow the interruption (fake point of order) and boots Littleproud for screaming. Good to see him kick their arse for a change. #qt

The LNP interject constantly, and The Speaker finally boots one of them. Chris Bowen reminds parliament that (as energy minister) Angus Taylor would be still begging for the fuel he stored in Texas with "Houston ... we have a problem" #qt

The LNP constantly shouted during answers, and Angus Taylor couldn't even stop interjecting when a visitor in the gallery was being recognised. The Speaker "I promised the foreign minister that he would witness democracy in action ... and here you are" Well Done Angus🤦 #qt

Barnaby Joyce offers to control a meeting about fuel supplies🙄 Jim Chalmers reminds him that he's not in government, and that as usual his rage-farming has made the situation worse. Barnaby made more sense when he was drunk & passed out on the pavement. #qt

Angus Taylor denies that he held Australian fuel reserves in Texas. Chris Bowen "It's a fact" and says another act of LNP stupidity has been reversed (the reserves are now back in Australia). #qt

Dan Tehan assures The Speaker that it won't be a frivolous point of order, but of course the LNP clown show continues with a stunt for the camera. Angus Taylor joins in the episode of Play School. Pathetic. #qt

The Speaker gives Tim Wilson a reality check. "You get it? Good!!" Jim Chalmers calls out Wilson for his LNP amnesia when interest rates were cut. #qt

Angus Taylor was sensitive to a reminder that oil refineries closed when he was energy minister. Dan Tehan then receives a bollocking from The Speaker about frivolous interruptions (and being dopey). (pathetic hypocrisy from the LNP when the questions were being answered) #qt

Tim Wilson complained, but Jim Chalmers exposes his pathetic attempt to cover up dodgy financial arrangements. Tim - your pants are on fire. #WeDidntStartTheFire #qt

Angus Taylor could only pull a stupid face when Tony Burke highlighted that Angus had his grubby fingers all over the LNP scandal of paying $80m for water which didn't exist. Burke "Versace prices for water from the Reject Shop" #qt #watergate #WellDoneAngus

Tim Wilson has a meltdown when Jim Chalmers reveals why Wilson keeps talking the economy down. Chalmers "He has invested in shares which ensure the worse the Australia market & economy performs the more money he makes" Wilson keeps showing that he only cares about himself. #qt

The LNP tried to avoid Jim Chalmers by repeating the same tired lines to Albanese. Chalmers takes the question and tells them to "Listen up!!" before shredding them with facts and the LNP's terrible record. #qt