Thomas Staudinger

@keir_stalin Can confirm

My whole feed now is Somalis saying Minnesota was promised to them 3000 years ago and conservatives believing them

@JosephLequia @SomHoncho Idiot arguing against an obvious joke using AI summaries. Brave new world

@SomHoncho You lie.

A group of Somali explorers discovered Minnesota It belongs to us now 🇸🇴

Oh nothing to see here, just Spencer on his daily lunch run! 🐭🏃

The economy in a nutshell

At no point during the five-year span that Monty Python's Flying Circus aired on the BBC, from October 1969 to December 1974, could the greatest comedic minds of their time come up with a skit more grotesquely absurd than Trump placing a fake peace-prize medal over his own head.

crazy excited to eat soup tonight

after chatgpt was released, british MPs started using phrases in their parliamentary speeches that american congressmen use in their floor speechs

Hey babe. I’m back from my trip. Turns out the people who experimented on me as a child and turned me into the perfect killing machine are actually pretty cool. No bloody vengeance necessary