Sarah - Dancing with Dr Kelson to Duran Duran

RALPH FIENNES SMILED AT ME WHEN I SAID THANK YOU FOR SIGNING MY PROGRAMME 😭😭😭😭

low engagement is not gonna stop me. I talk to myself in real life too

Parasocial hate should be studied more. You literally do not have to interact with things you don’t like. It’s really very simple.

girl i’m bored let’s have healthy boundaries with celebrities and their personal lives

@JoSaintsJo 😬 I don’t know why anyone needs to do noisy things so early on a weekend. Some of us are trying to have a lie in, you twats.

@StillNotWitty Oh no! I replied on his post to say try a neighbour with an angle grinder

One of my neighbours has a motorbike. Guess what he was doing at 7:30am today.

The differences in personality. 😂😂 Which one are you? Me first!

In less than 3 weeks, Israel killed over 1,000 people in Lebanon. These are some of their names.

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me on twitter

You're telling me he plays a man who is lounging in prison because he murdered his wife and he gets asked to help solve other murders and David Tennant is also in it as a vicar? Okay then

I fear I may have to watch Inside Man with Mr Stanley Tucci

Just 11 more days until I get my DVD of The Choral and I can force my parents to sit down and watch sad, gay Ralph with me on the big TV

@althanair Me too. It’s the Tamworth Two all over again.

@StillNotWitty his long-lost cousins 🥲🥲 all jokes aside i hope she's alright and she is found soon 🥹

Have they caught the escaped Capybara yet that’s what I want to know

I think the reason I don’t get controlling of my faves is because I have a life & I know I don’t know them irl and their actions actually have nothing to do with me. 🙂🙂 I like pics and support and go about my day.

@althanair This is the funniest shit though. They were from IPSWICH marwell.org.uk/zoo-news/state…

@StillNotWitty COME TO ME SAMBA I'LL LOVE YOU

@althanair It’s a girl called Samba but what the hell sure

@StillNotWitty get the capy for me i will come and pick him up soon

@althanair Anything Jule

@StillNotWitty sarah i need you to do something for me .........

@althanair There’s a zoo about 5 miles from me and a Capybara escaped. It’s wandering around somewhere and they can’t find it. Although it was spotted outside a village pub yesterday, before disappearing into the bushes

@StillNotWitty the what now

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i love how the bumblebees are always first on the scene. hardly any flowers out but the faintest bit of sun and they’re cruising about like wellington bombers looking at shit. is this a flower? is this a flower? oi mate are you a fucking flower? haha laters 🐝