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@FabrizioRomano @TheAthleticFC Oi mate, shut the fuck up init.

🚨 Enzo Fernández’s agent Javier Pastore: “The punishment is completely unfair”, told @TheAthleticFC. “Enzo didn’t understand the situation. He did not mention any club or say he wants to leave Chelsea, far from it”. “He only mentions Madrid, the city, because he was asked which European city he’d like to live in one day, and he said Madrid… …but at no point does he say he wants to leave Chelsea or London”.

@BenjaminLeake @ChelseaFC @SpursOfficial I still think you’ll be very close to going down but will stay up by the skin of your teeth lol

@Stimps23 @ChelseaFC @SpursOfficial Haha I was very worried mate with Tudor

Hiring a better manager than @ChelseaFC whilst in a relegation scrap is crazy Well done @SpursOfficial

@BenjaminLeake @ChelseaFC @SpursOfficial Can’t get relegated in 12th mate

@Stimps23 @ChelseaFC @SpursOfficial Mate just see your run in and you might finish 12

@FabrizioRomano Haha Arsenal are rattled

🚨 Declan Rice and Bukayo Saka leave England camp for “medical assessment”. John Stones and Noni Madueke also return to clubs due to injury Aaron Ramsdale, Fikayo Tomori, Adam Wharton, Dominic Calvert-Lewin have left the camp too.

@BenjaminLeake @ChelseaFC Speak to you in may

@Stimps23 @ChelseaFC I’m confident we won’t know after watching you lot

Chelski losing 7-2 and reports Roman has been poisoned by Putin and is unrecognisable and hiding in Israel fantastic day @ChelseaFC

Chels have swerved that massively 😂

We need to off load Fofana asap

What a goal

United have well and truly shagged city today

I don’t like seeing Steve Holland in a United top lol

@chazflan1990 has got 3 spare for West Ham away end… DM him for details #QPR

Cucurella you tit

@The_Forty_Four @MollyShep @QPRJOE show Rylie

Kobbie Mainoo at Carrington this morning…

Too easy for the nuke

Some game of darts that

@Ben_louiz_88 You gotta new number?

Why can’t we play like this every week? #NUFC

@Element_M1ller @QPRJOE

6 months suspended sentence. You do that math and that’s a year.

Get in lando, get to fuck max 😂