Jess

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Jess

@SupJess__

I'm insane but my intentions are golden.

Cloud Nine 가입일 Ocak 2012

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Jess@SupJess__·12h

First day of Pride month is over and I haven’t fingered a single woman, this is bullshit.

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Iran Embassy in Thailand ☫@IranInThailand·13 Nis

Are you ready folks?

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Jess@SupJess__·24 Mar

Being a boy mom is weird because I know that I would die for him but I also know that I will knock him the fuck out if he ever disrespects a woman.

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Jess@SupJess__·12 Oca

Guys what are bracing for in 2026? Economic depression? Aliens? World War? Just another pandemic? I’ve lost track.

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Jess@SupJess__·9 Ara

Year twenty of me hoping that @Eminem drops a Christmas album

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Jess@SupJess__·20 Kas

Epstein_Files_Final2.docx

Nick Sortor@nicksortor

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just announced he has SIGNED the Epstein Files Transparency Act, and the files will now be released TRUMP: “This latest Hoax will BACKFIRE on the Democrats just as all of the rest have!“

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Jess@SupJess__·27 Eki

My favorite thing about traveling is taking a flight a 6 AM to save $50 and then spend $150 at the airport for shit that I forgot at home because my brain isn’t braining in the middle of the night.

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Jess@SupJess__·13 Ağu

Love makes you do crazy things like putting stuff in your butt or announcing your girlie album on a sports podcast hosted by two men.

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Jess@SupJess__·10 Ağu

If you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife then why am I doing laundry for the third time this week?

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Jess@SupJess__·31 Tem

I know that’s a super controversial take in 2025 (🥴) but I’m all here for bringing back hot skinny girls in ad‘s.

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Jess@SupJess__·30 Tem

Sure, going on a vacation with two kids is expensive but you can’t put a price tag on your kids being little assholes on a different continent.

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Jess@SupJess__·19 Tem

Y’all think the Coldplay couple went to work today?

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Jess@SupJess__·24 Haz

Me to the family as soon as my period ends

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Jess@SupJess__·22 Haz

Finally Americans can learn something about geography again. ❤️

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Jess@SupJess__·17 Haz

@DallasLillie_ The twitter 10-12 years ago.. 🫡 unthinkable today and I hate it. My humor hasn’t changed 🫩

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Dallas Lillie@DallasLillie_·12 Haz

@SupJess__ word. it’s like everyone sucked the fun out of the sarcasm and terrible humor I used to love this app for 😢

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Dallas Lillie@DallasLillie_·8 Haz

I stg I will lose my mind if one of my sons ends up on an “are we dating the same guy” facebook page for being a slime ball when they’re older. gonna start praying about this expeditiously.

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Jess@SupJess__·11 Haz

@DallasLillie_ Yeah. I don’t use this app too often these days. People are too damn sensitive, can’t say what I want to say anyways. The backlash isn’t worth losing my inner peace lol

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