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Wrapping presents is always so hard...especially when @SharkcatSG won't STAY IN THE BOX! 🎁 Drawn by the talented @Noarustar :)

@RioXVII We better get started right away

We can turn piss into gold with one simple step: put it on/in the shark

@bogexplosion So sorry to hear that, I wish I knew what to say Better days will come, hoping they come soon ;;

I'm Tired Boss. So this is going to be a farewell message and hopefully explanation. As many people know, I have always had financial issues. From previous posts, and commission openings, I've always been a hairs breadth from homelessness. But today, It becomes real. A thread

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

@yewonlee1999 😘

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@DiscipleWinter Omg I need it

Yup, want and decision has been made. WILL GET 😩🖤🖤🖤

@sabbasarts Daaaaamn that’s good

I need to do so many unspeakable things to this rat it's not funny

@Killveous No chewing on the wires!

This is where they found me after I woke up from the anesthesia.

@DizrahkAD His body says no But his eyes say “I haven’t had oxygen in 95 hours, worth it”

"Oohh are you into butt stuff?" Me, humbly:

@CeraFeris Oh I refuse to engage with e621 because of their mods, they were like this 10 years ago and not much has changed

Admins locking the tags on my posts as "intersex" and "andromorph" and locking out female from being added. This is their profile. I genuinely think this is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen.

@doomlard Goddamn that’s good

she is edging in her brother's slippery butthole for an amazing reason

@DiscipleWinter Yess, she’s got such crazy good skills 💙

@SupercellShark Tiny did so well right!? 💖

Looky looky! 👀 Say hi to Winter 2.0! 💖

@DemogorgonFluff This looks so cool!

The Red Army’s Zver #strangerthings #demogorgon

@RioXVII Just takes practice ✨

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@CeraFeris @BabyMoonart @Evilaudio1 Eventually she’ll get tired and let go, right?…

He thought this would make her let go. He was wrong. Animation: @BabyMoonart SFX: @Evilaudio1 Alien: @SupercellShark

@RioXVII Definitely needs to be glazed and showered ;>

a nonverbal mess

@Makisy_Vore Cream stuffed snacks are the best, feel my seed burning you from the inside while my belly mulches you from the outside Till all that’s left is a bubbling mess.

Gosh vorny.. Need to have my butt plapped and then eaten, the pred feeling that cute curled up deer boy in his gut. Feeling me squirm throughout the day. But as minutes turn to hours my cries become whimpers, them cumming as the muffled protests turn into forever lasting silence.

@mikeisaderp Not nearly enough cum leaking out

Just normal shark things doing normal shark behavior

@CeraFeris @BabyMoonart @Zarn_Ador @Evilaudio1 I’m beginning to think this was part of her plan

She bites. She gets pound into the bed. Seems fair. Animation: @BabyMoonart Boy: @Zarn_Ador SFX: @Evilaudio1 VA: Me!

@Hertz why do you guys only ever run a single bus for all of LAX? Every time I fly here I see dozens of Avis and enterprise busses before I see a single hertz one