Matt of the Midlands🤦‍♂️

Won a voucher in a raffle. Bought lots of excellent beers and got a free glass #vaultcity #sourbeer

It’s still light and it’s 5.15pm. This feels good

@holly @Baddiel Awkward 😬

THIS FRIDAY me and my moggies, INCLUDING SMOL PAUL, are in @Baddiel's brilliant new show Cat Man. He came to Moggy Manor and met Paul, Bumble, Honeybun, Bertles and more! 8pm Friday, Channel 4 -- don't miss it!

This series #TheTraitors

Nice bit of Ludovico Einaudi #TheTraitors

Regrets, Faraaz has a few #TheTraitors

It’s your own fault #TheTraitors

Useless faithfuls #TheTraitors

Fiona was instrumental in getting Fiona out #TheTraitors

Oh god don’t bring Amanda into it #TheTraitors

Ask Rachel if she’s a traitor now. She’s weak! #TheTraitors

Rachel must be a hypnotist #TheTraitors

When you open the box of Celebrations and there are only Bountys left. #TheTraitors

Rachel survives! #TheTraitors

NNNNOOOOOO I NEED TO KNOW #TheTraitors

Roxy, wrong to the end! #TheTraitors

They might as take out Faraaz, they will all suspect Jade as she blinked once. #TheTraitors

Don’t be smug Roxy #TheTraitors

You are screwed #TheTraitors

We know you don’t know Roxy #TheTraitors