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From L to R, top to bottom. Goldie, Ash, Smitten, Daisy, and Coco.
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Cancrine Bibliophile
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@TString5
🌊 Y’all means all. PC Gamer. MVP 2024
Texas 가입일 Nisan 2018
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@AinLyin Single dads will leave their kids with their female relatives without any shame or condemnation. For days, weeks, months.
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And why is that? Because ppl empathize with single dads while single moms are viewed as moral failures.
🦂@grlinpieces_
As someone who had a single dad growing up seeing y’all throw around the “single dad raise kids better vs single women” stat is comical bc yall don’t ever want to say WHY that is and it’s bc most single dads have a partner or women in his family to help raise his kids
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The way we gone throw something on the grill, have a fish fry, light fireworks, and party for a week straight!! Ima be dancing like Shawn Michaels 🤣
Mel Smith@iamMelsmith
Trump's death will be the most disrespectful day in human history.
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So when Trump dies what does he think people are going to say about him 🤔
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@JamieBonkiewicz @saxworthy The meteorologists are going to be so confused when the barometric pressure acts crazy due to massive numbers of champagne bottles popping.
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I better not hear A SINGLE FUCKING WORD about the tweets I’ll be posting after he goes
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I have recently discovered I am the only one of my friends that still eats Kraft American cheese. I had no idea it’s something you stopped eating as an adult. I am not great at adulting as it is though.
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@mcco9906 @cryeyesviolet_ Everything they know about him is through her songs. She writes the worst men best.
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@cryeyesviolet_ His widows are delusional as hell they are never getting back together She’s not going back to a broke Person Doesn’t even care about her
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I’ve said a meteor could hit anytime bc y’all been wildin out here on Earth! Power of the tongue! I tweeted about this 9 times 🙈🥹
ABC News@ABC
A "boom" heard in Ohio on Tuesday morning appears to have been from a meteor, the National Weather Service in Cleveland said. abcnews.link/2SLYVoq
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@lesbeyonsay He looks like an apprentice from Madame Tussauds made him out of wax.
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he's only gotten worse and worse after fumbling sabrina carpenter 😭
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When choosing a name for your orange boy cat, do it VERY WISELY because you will be yelling it at least one hundred times a day
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Trump never said the former president he spoke to was still alive
Samantha Waldenberg@Sam_Waldenberg
All four living former US presidents have not talked to President Trump about Iran, aides tell @jeffzeleny and I, raising questions about about whether such a conversation actually took place. #cmmtp9kkj00003b6ugy51zcow" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">cnn.com/world/live-new…
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@prmade313raised She did! My grandpa was a big hunter/fisherman. He brought home squirrels, rabbits, groundhogs, and of course tons of fish.
They lived through the Great Depression (ages 10-23) so it greatly affected their behavior.
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That groundhog needs his ass whooped
nascarcasm@nascarcasm
CURRENT WEATHER ON MARCH 17: 19 degrees and snowing THE GROUNDHOG:
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@RachelTrue We've been using IVF for years.
But as soon as it helps men, suddenly it's a problem 🙄
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& when a new & untraceable disorder/disease appears in future generations they’ll blame women & vaccinations
Massimo@Rainmaker1973
A nanobot picks up a lazy sperm by the tail and inseminates a waiting egg in it
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President Trump said Monday that he spoke to a former president about bombing Iran.
• An aide for George W. Bush says that “they haven’t been in touch."
• An aide to Bill Clinton says that whoever Trump was referring to was not Clinton.
• An Obama aide says “no recent conversations” have taken place between Barack Obama and Trump.
• A source familiar with the matter said the former president Trump was referring to was not Joe Biden.
nbcnews.com/politics/donal…
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@justshutupliz Plus humans have used them for centuries (maybe longer).
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@justshutupliz My son walked at 8.5 months. All the leashes were too big or we would have used one. I kept him in a cart/stroller until he got old enough to understand safety expectations.
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@prmade313raised Six of one, half dozen of another.
As my granny would say.
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@TString5 lol you can’t compare my pop tarts to no nasty candy corn
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I KNOW YOU FUCKING LYING! 😒
Your Friend Rashad 🧸🪴@OptimusGrind__
I’ve never seen anything so beautiful in my life time. 😮💨
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