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@Naddleslee But also, British chefs are some of the finest in the world. And I would trade the Italians for the French if it comes to making catering choices.

@Naddleslee British Police are, mostly, trained to de-escalate conflict and restore the King's Peace by the fastest route. If you're determined to upset them, they WILL arrest you and if you contest the issue they will make you regret your life choices in short order.

@TalkingSmut ok so is this true too ? 😂😂😂

@SnakeySmut I knew what day it was until I saw the picture. Now I don't care what day it is.

reminding you what day it is

@Naddleslee This is not that far from the truth.

@TalkingSmut this is how I picture every proper British Gentleman. 😂

@SnakeySmut I can't decide whether this is a neon goth or cyberpunk look. But why choose? You look amazing!

I <3 playing dress up at work

should we fuck or nah?! 😈 ⬇️ cum hang out

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If anyone loves #APictureOfDorianGray as much as I do consider listening to @TalkingSmut’s version it’s my favourite reading of it. Then check out his other work. patreon.com/posts/55215287…

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The Vampire Lestat himself issues a statement about his debut single, "Long Face" in new TV Insider exclusive. 🔗: tvinsider.com/1245558/interv…

Your turn to be the frontman. #TheVampireLestat

@soukeye69 Imagine how much fun that could be live?

@TalkingSmut i can listen some of your audios to make sure it can slide in a little smoother <3

i used a ‘dildo’ for the first time and it literally could not fit inside. kudos to the non virgins out there, cuz if it hurts like that then idk if i can fuck ANYONE 😫😫😫😫

If you've thought about calling, but felt shy or unsure, I can promise I will take good care of you

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@soukeye69 Imagine how much fun you could have, though.

@TalkingSmut i would call but im too shy >.<

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