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It’s either my uncle Waruthu is heavily bewitched… or the man is the luckiest dropout kikuyu in the history of Kenya. This man dropped out in Class 6. No degree. No biashara. No master plan. Just inherited land and some anointed timing. He starts in Kingeero with a plot left by his father. Then boom Western Bypass construction comes slicing through it, then KeNHA appears and tells him, “Waruthu, kindly move, but first collect your 16 million.” Now a serious man would sit down, call a fundi, maybe an architect, maybe even think of rentals, biashara, mabati ya tenants, something sensible. Not Waruthu. Waruthu buys land in Gitaru for 4 million, puts up a 3-bedroom house, then takes the rest of the money and launches a one-man campaign of alcohol, women and complete financial vandalism. The man did not spend money. He attacked it. Two years later, before the dust even settles, KeNHA returns again. This time for the Gitaru-Kikuyu interchange. I’m not joking. Same man. Same story. Same government. Another cheque. 19 million. At this point you stop calling it luck. This is now a calling. He moves to Manguo near Limuru town, buys about three-quarter acre, builds again for around 4 million, then does exactly what he had done before. Not almost. Not roughly. Exactly. House first, then the balance is taken hostage by bars, women and enjoyment until nothing remains except memories and hangovers. Any other human being would learn. Waruthu? Waruthu behaves like a man who thinks compensation is a monthly salary. Then last November Ruto launches the Rironi-Nakuru-Mau Summit Road project. Now tell me why this man’s land is again sitting next to the highway like it had been booked in advance. Again the government comes. Again they acquire. Again Waruthu is paid. This time 25 million. You people, there are men who hustle for 20 years and never smell 5 million. This fool has made a full career out of being removed by road projects. He doesn’t farm. He doesn’t build wealth. He doesn’t invest. He just keeps positioning himself where tarmac will eventually develop feelings. The last report we got was that he had moved to Ponda Mali in Nakuru. Either there’s a powerful mganga somewhere blessing his land papers… or God has a very twisted sense of humour when it comes to my uncle. The man is turning Kenyan infrastructure into his personal ATM. Respect. 😂

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Custom orders of the Tesla Model S & X have come to an end. All that’s left are some in inventory. We will have an official ceremony to mark the ending of an era. I love those cars. This was me at production launch 14 years ago:

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A coworker died yesterday morning😭. ​HR knew by 9 :00 AM, but they kept us working all day. They finally told us around 4 :30 PM, then had the nerve to say, "You can head home early if you need to"—knowing we all finish at 5: 00 PM anyway. ​This morning, it’s back to "business as usual." Some of my friends are literally sobbing at their desks, but they’re expected to work and be productive. No time to grieve. ​It’s a cold reality. Within a week, the company will have his job posted online. Within a month, someone else will be sitting in his chair. ​But his family ,his children will still talk about him every day,they will ask where is daddy , His wife will mourn him for ages ,he was the love of her life . ​At work, we are just a "resource" that can be replaced in a week. At home, we are the world. Stop giving your best energy to a desk that will forget you, and giving the "leftovers" to the people who never will.

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The kenyan Celebrity culture has fallen off so bad. Back then we had celebrities like prezzo who were moving around with choppers. Unaangalia gazeti namna hii unaona kweli this is a celebrity. Gossip headlines huko ghafla zilikua atari,you would read things like “Steve Mbogos Neighbors in Karen are complaining about noise being made by his helicopter late in the night” . Sahii unaangalia celebrity tuko nayo unashangaa sana. Ati sasa mtu kama Bookten ni celebrity. Mtu ata hajai pita expressway. Kazi yake ni kuzurura Thika road akipiga picha na watu watamjua. Na magloves zingine kubwa kubwa ndio msione hana vidole mbili. Ikifika maadamano atokee aseme Ruto must go,two weeks later anaimba okech salad for president in Thika. Akirudi juja apitie Delmonte aibe mananasi juu pesa ya gig ni end month na watalipwa nusu iyo ingine warukwe. Bwana we have made very bladfakin people famous. Disband this country !

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There is a man who told me a crazy story .His aunt borrowed 30k from him. A while later she calls him to go to her house ,the guy thinks he's going to get his money .when he gets there she offers him tea but when she's serving the tea her leso falls off and she's naked . Rather than rush like those government vehicles that seem to always be in a hurry , and by the way why is that ? No where in their service delivery does this speed manifest . The woman takes her time and makes sure they have locked eyes . My man knew then that his money is gone . Like I said story za meetings wachana nazo send mpesa.