The Muse

right wingers gain first grade level orthographic processing and go "how can I use this to prove that the world is rules by lizard people"

@TheHateCentral He doesn't have any weaknesses. He's a well rounded ass

CARRICK ARE YOU MADD 🥹

@sporadica @IMAO_ @nikitabier I see Grand Master Oogway

@IMAO_ @nikitabier tortoise, obviously

Hey, @nikitabier, this just appeared on my timeline. Do you think you can filter out mindless engagement slop like this? Feels like you’d need some intelligence like Grok to filter this sort of thing.

@itsdeaann Is that... Jeffrey... the financier?

Trump just posted a photo depicting himself as Jesus. He is depicting himself as God. He is not mentally fit to serve. MAGA Christians: How could you POSSIBLY defend this?

The crew module has now successfully splashed down in the Pacific Ocean following its reentry from space.

Ruled* I did not pass first grade unfortunately 😔

right wingers gain first grade level orthographic processing and go "how can I use this to prove that the world is rules by lizard people"

Sorry but you can't convince me that this absolute propaganda bot just organically became the 2nd largest account on this app

Capeshit LARP. There are numerous armed conflicts in the world. Buy a one way ticket and live the life of a soldier you claim you want.

The President posting a Stake-sponsored photo is wild. Casino takeover of culture is reaching end-game, where the only question left is how crypto, sportsbooks, and prediction markets will divide the pie.

@ninjamuffin289 @iamNOT_len @MichaelKarl29 @snoopilia Hard to explain why not. You need to have friends to get it.

@Tha_Muser @iamNOT_len @MichaelKarl29 @snoopilia Why not? It's a joke between friends! ^_^

amber trying to kick ilia’s leg then helping isabeau do the same exact thing is frying me

@ninjamuffin289 @iamNOT_len @MichaelKarl29 @snoopilia You don't go repeating the same joke though. You want her to go and try to trip Isabeau too? lmfao 😭😭😭

@iamNOT_len @MichaelKarl29 @snoopilia Are Amber and Isabeau not friends?

there is more diversity of thought on the political right than on the political left

Sky full of stars. Following a successful lunar flyby, the Artemis II astronauts captured this breathtaking photo of our galaxy, the Milky Way, on April 7, 2026.

I don’t really understand the maths it takes to send humans behind the Moon and bring them back safely. And the more I sit with that, the more it genuinely messes with my head even tho my love for physics and my knowledge of physics is astounding to a point Somebody had to work out a path where the Moon’s gravity is pulling you in, the Earth is pulling you back, and you’re moving just fast enough and not slow enough not to get trapped by either. They had to figure out the exact angle to come back into Earth’s atmosphere too. Too steep, you burn up. Too shallow, you bounce off and drift into space. And they had to get all of that right at the same time, for real people sitting in a small metal capsule about 400k kilometres away from home. Nothing in that system is standing still. The Moon is moving. The Earth is moving. Even the Sun is pulling on everything. And still, some people looked at all of that motion, all of that chaos, and turned it into numbers you can follow. Go here. Adjust here. Come back here. And unlike nepa light, it infact works. There’s also that moment in the journey where the crew passes behind the Moon. No contact with Earth. No signal. Just silence, with a massive rock blocking everything they’ve ever known. The only reason they can stay calm in that moment is because someone, somewhere, did the maths and proved they’ll come out the other side. I don’t know what it feels like to trust something that much. To put your life in an equation when you’re that far away from everything. But I do know this for sure, whatever that level of thinking is, whatever it takes to reach it, it might be one of the most extraordinary things human beings have ever done...

It's not just a phase 🌕 Artemis II astronauts captured these views of the Moon as the Orion spacecraft flew around the far side of the Moon on April 6, 2026.

Here’s the chart

Dems did do the thing but they do not have power rn so it's was a moo point. Also, Trump "did the thing" by threatening to wipe a civilization and that's what the Democrats are being blamed for in this tweet. So the thing did happen your point that no one did it is pure BS. The chart is on point!

@Q_rsqrtFan @ryangrim What you and the rest of the Destiny stans fail to comprehend is Ryan's argument is that the Democrats didn't do something they could have. In this case, no one "did the thing" so the flowchart is not relevant. Try opening a book or two.

Jeffries could have put the War Powers Resolution on the floor before recess. He and Meeks chose not to. Sorry I’m not impressed that he tweeted condemnation of Trump’s profane Easter genocidal mania. Actual bare minimum.

Hitler drank water. Ghandi drank water. Or do you support the Holocaust? Just because two countries were illegally attacked doesn't mean they have any similairities beyond that, so the comparison is wild. It's a specifically wild claim because one of Russia's (false) accusations against Ukraine was that they were genociding ethnic Russians in the Donbas, and engaged in other forms of aggression against Russia. Iran, however, actually DOES engage in exporting violence across the region via several proxies. The two situations aren't really comparable.

Kanye said “sorry” and went straight to y'all pockets, and what y'all do? Open them wide. Just stupid. This is how DJT got elected twice. Y'all proudly reward bad behavior but never want to admit it. Y'all stand for nothing and fall for everything. Pitiful.

@KKaniki5622 @damzychillin Fairs. Didn't know the shirts mattered. Was only looking at the players. Vithina did play with all three but not in those shirts

@Tha_Muser @damzychillin Stupid

Guess the player Extremely hard 👀