Casey

independent portrayal of casey kelso from that 70s & 90s show. experienced literate male writer. face claim: luke wilson (not him). shipping with chemistry. mdni. likes and retweets appreciated.

mh, you have a point here. anyway, you know where to find me in case you change your mind.

tsk. lame. you’re missing out.

sounds like a plan, brother. by the way, we probably should hang out more you and me. it’s been awhile.

@theblondewh0re you bet i am ! a kelso is always ready to kiss !

how about we take him together, uh? you and me, brother. we'll teach him a lesson. you're better than him, don't forget that.

he did not! i'll kill him! where is he hiding? still in foreskin’s basement?

@theblondewh0re it's true, it really does... ah! burn, as michael would say.

hm. probably skip the first part. plus, i was referring to eric and... what's the crackhead's name?

right. leave the grownups alone and go play with your stupid friends. also, if you see donna tell her i wanna see her.

@theblondewh0re yeah, it's in the family. great! let's do that then!

@theblondewh0re couldn't agree more! it's nice talking to you, you're not just a perfect body: you're a beautiful mind too. i like that. we should talk more. but we also should have sex more. just a thought.

oh michael, when will you learn that saying ‘burn’ out loud is lame? tsk.

oh, i'm so scared! words can't hurt me, foreskin. come here and kick my ass. try.

where's everyone? too scared to face me?

well, do you see michael here? do you see donna? they won't know.

@theblondewh0re i know, right! red is right, he does need some footing in his ass! you just found the perfect words to describe brotherhood, laurie! i feel sorry you're surrounded by idiots everywhere, fortunately i'm here for you.

why not? you know i'm a better kisser than michael, right?

@theblondewh0re that's fine, she'll dump his ass sooner or later. you're right, the better kelso brother. first born is always superior to the younger brother. michael doesn't stand a chance against me.

that's right, foreskin. your worst nightmare is back.