Chloe Cappelletto

Espresso Martinis are Red Bull Vodka for people who’ve aged out of Jersey Shore and into Real Housewives.

IT’S SEPTEMBER 1ST

@nikialinaa Niche and I’m here for it

I am here for the micro mini skirt renaissance

I want to watch it. But it’s only playing in Movie theatres and I’m on my honeymoon on a private island.

This kid is a star

Happy Christmas First!! 🎄❄️❤️🎅🏼

Has anyone checked on Jake today?!

So we’re just going to talk in TikTok terms forever now?

I’m watching diving right now, and it really makes me think of Billboard Dad.

My mom is on the phone right now and she just whipped out a “furthermore,” homegirl is PISSED.

I’ve seen so many men in flip-flops the last couple of days and it’s horrible.

I have this thing that when it’s nice out, I want an anklet.

I'm calling it now, Amanda Seyfried will be best dressed at the #Oscars tonight. Fun fact: Some guy thought I was her in the Dolce and Gabbana store a couple years ago and I'll never forget it.

Just finished watching “Succession” for the second time and I can confidently say that it is my absolute favorite show. Also, Tom is an angel who must be protected at all costs.

I miss Tiger playing

I'll be listening to "You Belong With Me (Taylor's Version)" all-day if anyone needs me.

I’d love to know why I keep buying bathing suits and sunglasses like I’m going on a trip sometime soon.

My dad was trying to show me something and he goes “go on the deck and look south west.” Is he fucking joking with that information?