TheFloridaReaper

@ESPNNBA Every Laker fan in that moment

Austin Reaves appeared to accidentally trip Luka Doncic on this play. Doncic was slow to get up but remained in the game.

@NBA LeBron is Father Times Father

"He's competing against Father Time, and he's giving Father Time hell." Coach Erik Spoelstra on LeBron tying Robert Parish tonight for most games played in NBA history 👏

I think that’s the maddest I’ve ever seen Jamahl Mosley.

@TheDunkCentral Someone’s got to come off the bench and it’s usually the microwave scorer who doesn’t pass.

Last month, Norman Powell was playing in the All-Star Game. Now, the Miami Heat have moved him to the bench.

@Hoopss You got one of them microwave TVs

The setup for tonight.

On ESPN, only 634,726 perfect brackets remain.

Top-seeded Duke hangs on to hold off Siena, 71-65 Cam Boozer: 22 PTS, 13 REB Cayden Boozer: 19 PTS, 9-16 FG

@MarchMadnessMBB @VandyMBB nervous gator noises in the distance

ANCHOR DOWN ⚓️ (5) Vanderbilt defeats (12) McNeese 78-68 to advance to Round Two 😤 #MarchMadness

@MarchMadnessMBB Master Sienna! You have fought gallantly. Worthy of recognition in the archives of the Jedi Order

(1) DUKE SURVIVES 😱 The Blue Devils hang on late to down (16) Siena 71-65 and move on to the second round 😈 #MarchMadness

@accnetwork @DukeMBB

COMEBACK COMPLETE 😈 DUKE RALLIES FOR ITS LARGEST COMEBACK OF THE SEASON! @DukeMBB

@espn No subs for 39 minutes and 50 seconds is an interesting strategy

@espn Wisconsin with their season on the line:

DOWN GO THE BADGERS 😳 12-seed High Point UPSETS 5-seed Wisconsin 🔥

@SportsCenter Love something the way Wisconsin loves losing to 12 seeds.

Straight bars 🔥

@BrickCenter_ Ime Udoka is just an unfaithful Darvin Ham

Luka cooked Houston SO BAD Ime Udoka BEGGED JJ Redick to put Bronny in 🤣

I'm off this fucking app

@ESPNNBA @WindhorstESPN @RichEisenShow Give ball to Luka.

"[The Lakers] seem to have found a pathway for how to play with this roster." @WindhorstESPN joined the @richeisenshow to discuss the Lakers and their seven-game win streak 🏀

@AdamSchefter Real ones remember his 2022 campaign, where he was the best player on offense for the Texans that season… low bar but still!

Eagles reached agreement with former Texans’ RB Dameon Pierce on a one-year deal.

@musing_monica Why is it called toothpaste and not teethpaste? Was it invented in Alabama?

Colgate did branding so well that some people still call every toothpaste- Colgate!

@BWWings Jokes on them I don’t show up to work at all

Leave work early, your boss doesn’t like you anyway

@bvttercup222 Sometimes you gotta have waste dumps near playgrounds

Butts are inherently so beautiful they had to make shit come out of it for the sake of balance