Men's Humor

IMAGINE: you're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and when you answer... someone whispers "Bless you" and hangs up.

RT if you start school tomorrow. Fav If you want one more week of summer.

I'm not always Rude. Sometimes I'm sleeping...

Chief keef is still outside the VMA's pushing the door that says pull

FUCK HOME SCHOOL, FUCK REGULAR SCHOOL, FUCK MY SCHOOL, FUCK YO SCHOOL, FUCK DOG SCHOOL, FUCK MRS. PUFF BOATING SHCOOL, FUCK SCHOOL.

I swear the last 1% of battery lasts longer than the other 99%

Me being rude: Shut the f*ck up. Me being polite: Please shut the f*ck up.

Miley Cyrus? more like Molly Cyrus.

RT If you are Ready for the Holidays!

Money can't buy you happiness.. But I much rather cry in a mansion. ¯\(ツ)/¯

Turtleneck so high can't see my haters

i believe in hate at first sight

When you have homework to do.. Before: Take out pen and start doing. Now: let me tweet about it first! *Tweet: Gonna do homework now*

I don’t have an attitude problem. If you have a problem with my attitude, that’s your problem, not mine.

Bored? Simply send a text message To a random number saying: "I'm Pregnant"

I hate smart ass teachers.Me: Can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: I don't know, can you?Me: BITCH I WILL SHIT ON YOUR DESK.

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How it should be: M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ Friday Saturday Sunday

If ugliness was measured in bricks I would be the great wall of china

If watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons