Milchknacker

🎶When I die bury me in Vrillium’s thong. When I die bury me with my toupe onnnn. 🎶

@1488Juice Yea I’m kind of shocked to learn people actually play the games like that. I have a damn near pathological need to kill every enemy. As long as you don’t join the company of champions, enemies actually despawn after killing them like 7 times anyway.

@TheMilchknacker Literally all the parts I played made me realize people just rush to the boss and ignore the enemies. You don't get jumped if you actually beat the enemies.

Does anybody know how to avoid the Desert Sorceress grab in Dark Souls 2? No matter how hard I try I just can't seem to avoid it.

How it feels to stumble into an enemy camp by accident in crimson desert and kill 500 men just for a chance at a cool new sword.

@1488Juice Yea 2’s jank is more walking into a room and 32 enemies jumping you all at once than getting spun around 100 times by the titanite demons big ass tail. If you can make it out of iron keep you’ve survived the worst of it.

@TheMilchknacker There's some jank hit boxes but clearly people never saw the Titanite Demons from the first game.

@1488Juice It was my first so it’s always been special to me. Think it just got a bad reputation because it’s different than the first and the whole ADP thing. The fragrant branches can be annoying early but by late game you’ll have so many it stops really being an issue.

@TheMilchknacker I actually don't really get the hate with Dark Souls 2 specifically. I like this game a lot more than the first one. The only thing I really don't like is the Fragrant Branches.

Characters will get suffer near fatal wounds and walk that shit off in like 12 hours, but Marius is stuck like this the whole game for some reason

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@TheMilchknacker Someone's made he's paying for a paper womp womp nigger get a job

10k self reports of people getting mad at this guy because they’re too stupid to read a PowerPoint and take notes on their own. 90% of lectures I’ve had have provided me absolutely no value whatsoever. When are people going to treat it for what It is, a 4 year long job certification, and not some grand intellectual pursuit.

when god sings with his creations, would a fat fucking chud not be amongst the choir?

Haha! April fools! God could you imagine? That would be an objectively wrong opinion. I think we should roam the streets and beat people who don’t like dark souls 2 until they change their mind.

I hate dark souls 2

The gentiles are unhappy when a video game isn’t 45 hours of cutscenes interrupted with brief 20 minute intervals of “Gameplay” which amount to walking to and from bright yellow painted objects sequentially. They will NOT think and they will not press anything more than RT or X!

Me hearing a factual statement I don’t like: This intellectually dishonest manipulation of the truth and not even worth engaging with. Me hearing a blatant lie that I like: 🚨THVRMO TRVCLEAR BOMB🚨

Yes

“Huh? The dude from star wars?” I say as i am immediately blown apart by the guy’s suicide vest.

Im sure it will eventually get to the point where it’s indistinguishable from reality, but watching all the retarded 3rd worlders wholeheartedly believe AI videos of US ships exploding by missile hits from 7 different angles all in 1080p almost makes it worth it.

#Breaking We’ve received reports that the Trump government has contracted Elon Musk’s super-weapon Grok to be deployed via missile into Iran and deliver the #RapePenalty to the Ayatollah.

Incredibly hilarious anytime military actions occur that people think theres some magic international police that will arrest powerful people under the imaginary international law and take them to the Hague to be put on trial. Real international law is whatever the United States decided you’re allowed to do and the international police is the missile that will kill you from halfway across the globe when you disobey.