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@DemosKratosCA Gotta anwser the phone from numbers you dont recognize.
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@truckdriverpleb Ah yes, the guy who voted no for 20 years on your tax dollars is going to "save the country" after colluding with russia. cool cool
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@themadsloth If the liberals win be prepared, and I mean, be prepared to live in a dictator ship world and dystopia world
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@themadsloth "ah shit they burnt my toast, better call in the guy who will burn the house down"
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@govt_corrupt Classic narcissist rhetoric, hurt them first and then complain when they don't just lie down and take it.
For people who project themselves as "strong", y'all couldn't be weaker.
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#BREAKING: Mark Carney says he went to Europe because our economic and security relationship with the US is over, and it will soon be time to make new trade and military allianciances.
Is this what you want 'Team Canada'?
To become more integrated with Europe?
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In just under 2 hours, the Governor General of Canada is about to appoint our first communist Prime Minister.
I just can't believe that Canadians chose a banker as their next leader.
For most of my adult life, big banks were public enemy #1.
For most families in Canada, taxes are their #1 household expenditure. Can you guess what #2 is?
The typical family's second biggest household expenditure is interest and fees paid to banks because of their mortgage.
Banks have been taking advantage of us for decades, and now we just put a banker in charge of government. What coud possibly go wrong.
THE OFFICIAL RECORD@SatireSquadHQ
“How to Spot a Communist” 🇨🇦Canadian Edition.
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@fafzorz @esjesjesj If you cant afford the kid you arent middle class.
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@esjesjesj I am having a kid I technically "cant afford", but what is worse, growing up in a middle class household or not existing at all?
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@theepicmap Cant grow shit, cold as fuck, poor trade lines to our *as of now* biggest trading partner, many more reasons.
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@GundamIsHere Can you not keep saying DEI and straight up call out the race of races you think are inherently less talented than white people?
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Three letters for you...
Interesting AF@interesting_aIl
The backwards progression of cgi needs to be studied, this was 18 years ago
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@AlbertBender88 @ChiseHatoriBan If their political views include violence against innocent people, yeah it does.
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@ChiseHatoriBan It’s not ok to physically attack anyone for their political views
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Commies tweet like this and then have a panic attack when the waiter asks for their order
Canada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanada
Many people are asking whether it’s OK to punch a Nazi.
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@TheWapplehouse When there's a limited supply, you give it to those who will have it the longest.
Would you rather a drunk driver get a heart over a 12 year old?
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Words can’t describe how evil a motherfucker you gotta be to let religious beliefs override a chance at your kid surviving
New York Post@nypost
JD Vance’s 12-year-old relative denied heart transplant because she is unvaccinated trib.al/Q8zH7go
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@car01yn__ @MarkJCarney "I dont like him so nobody likes him"
Keep coping lmao
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@JayagFound @capnyuji it ties into Cecils belief that useful people should be rehabilitated instead of just locked in a cell forever.
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@capnyuji A reviewer said that if these were the guys Oliver killed it would’ve been much more chilling seeing his disregard for human life and would’ve given more weight to Mark’s no-kill policy. Without it it this opening doesn’t feel like it goes anywhere important
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@rodneyote Engineering in general. If you don't make it good the first time Engineers 600 years in the future are going to ask "Why in the fuck are roads this wide?"
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