The Santa Clause (1994)

It pisses me off that Michael Fassbender and Tom Huddleston both exist at the same time. One of them has to go.

bike

The French fear me…. I don’t really know why though

Wow congratulations @cheaphandsoap that’s AT LEAST 15 years ago

@cbowdarealis @YouTube @cheaphandsoap #freeCrawdaddyJ

slowking VS the world youtu.be/AxDTXH4I3kc?si… via @YouTube @cheaphandsoap @TheSantaClause

They stop carding you once the light has left your eyes

Had a dream. Realized I remember the very first time I saw you in 2004. We talked about your daughter now. Overall, life has been kind to you.

I get so frustrated when people show that they care about me. Like fuck off with that. I want to want it, not to have it.

I’ve been listening to early Avenged Sevenfold again a lot lately. Can’t lie, it’s really renewing my love of guitar.

Someone had to say it

but how would they know I'm just being silly if I don't add a haha at the end?

Oh, it is on!! Maybe…

In the medical field (and I’m sure other professions), it’s a common superstition that if you say the word “quiet,” things get crazy busy. I’ve been a nurse for 10 years and someone said to me “I’m not going to say the ‘q’ word.” I was so confused and loudly responded “queer?”

One day, I’ll have to feel it, but I’m still scared. So scared.

Had a really good dream. Sad that it ended.

I’m about to turn 30. I’m laying here, my back hurts really bad, my mind is as dull as ever, and I’ve been trying really hard not to cry today. This will be fun.

You look so happy…

had two coronas after work twitter.com/GeorgePicliano…

Making fun of anyone for their disability is fucked up and you shouldn’t do it….fucko Abbott is the exception. Roll in to traffic you hypocritical, evil shit stack. I hope you get pressure ulcers on your ass cheeks