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"Do you have Coke" No, is Pepsi okay "Do you have updog?" What's updog "Haha not much and no Pepsi is absolutely not okay"

It's May 4th and the fact that I didn't see any of the Justin Timberlake “It's Gonna Be May” memes, means we are finally healing as a society

Boss: care to explain the text I got last night? Me: omg I’m so embarrassed, it was autocorrect Boss: autocorrect wrote "fuck you and you're stupid job"? Me: yeah it's supposed to say your

All I'm saying is if we all get end of year reviews at work, employees should be allowed to do them for leadership as well like "Hard to find when there's a problem, doesn't give clear direction, only applies rules to those who aren't their friends"

It’s 2026 and I still can’t believe they got in that submarine.

Dear wallet, Please gain weight

I hate when I'm gossiping at work and then a customer needs help...can you please wait...we almost done

Hotel check-in should be at 11AM, and checkout should be at ЗРM

Good morning to everyone except Taylor Frankie Paul.

@ptsdshow @solana 🤯🤯🤯

Mega congrats to @solana up there living the dream of not being a security! Absolute cinema 🍿

@ptsdshow 😂😂😂

It's a big club, and you ain't in it.

Episode 2: SausageDaddy

Good morning to everyone except the monkeys that were bullying Punch.

You knew the teacher was hungover when this bad boy got rolled out

Am I the only one who wants to see a Netflix documentary created about the great 2026 Olympic Village condom shortage?

Once fun fact about Costco is that their variety packs always feature one flavor nobody likes—a mandatory tax designed to keep their customers' egos in check.

Kunal Nayyar best known for The Big Bang Theory. He often browses crowdfunding sites like GoFundMe late at night and pays off medical bills for families anonymously, describing it as his own “masked vigilante” approach to giving back.

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex. Read that again

Hi I’d like to order a venti XANAX

I love how Snoop Dog became the unofficial mascot for team USA

You survived the cycle. Now watch the comedy. Official trailer for PTSD is live 🎬 EPISODE 1 PREMIERE at ETH Denver on Feb 19th 🍿