Hazel J

@AustenImpro GrEmmalins

If Jane Austen wrote a novel set on #Halloween - what would it be called? 🎃👻 (The more spooktacular puns, the better!)

cover letters are so embarrassing. why am i writing a love letter to this email job

Simone: Watch me, Captain Wentworth! Wentworth: Simone, no! Simone: [vaults off the Cobb and sticks the landing] Wentworth: [holds up perfect score] twitter.com/amyymich/statu…

@lizreadthat Gaslight Gatekeep G-g-g-ghosts

@TheTreeMermaid OMG!!!! I had completely forgotten about that 😂

The fact this movie is 22 years old just sent me spiralling

Jane Austen reaching the last chapter of a book: and another thing. I am FINISHED writing dialogue. SICK of it. okay some people got married and others didn't. nobody said anything every again, goodbye

Rishi Sunak has offered his resignation to The King but Keir Starmer has yet to be appointed as Prime Minister, so who's in charge? Me.

Happy Mansfield Park publication day! Celebrate with a harp concert! What’s that? No wagons? In the whole county? I don’t care if it’s harvest time! What are they even harvesting? Hay? That’s just dead grass! You know what, whatever, let’s do the stupid play instead.

JULIA: I wanted to ask what condition, exactly, is it that you have, where you’re not strong enough to walk but you are medically required to ride a horse every six hours? FANNY: the doctors said I lack horse... Mansfield Park, Part II thechatner.com/p/mansfield-pa…

Bristol needs an orbital bus route

[watching a movie and stanley tucci shows up] me: stanley tucci

Boys think about the Roman Empire, girls think about roamin’ round the room.

@rainydayjules I remember a lot of Regina Spektor's Hero, but that might have only been in the nmtd fandom 😆

I’m making a very important collection, if you used to listen to fandom playlists on 8tracks, what are some songs you remember being on like every 8tracks playlist ever?

@rainydayjules 2015 👍

@TheTreeMermaid From 1988 or 2015?

need eight more!

Happy holidays! Remember, take your horse—not your carriage—to any holiday parties you attend, so you can leave straight away if it snows.

It’s Midwinter’s Eve and the mice of Brambly Hedge are heading inside for their annual celebrations. Tonight they will make a toast to the lighter days ahead and make merry round the fire. Merry Midwinter to you all! #WinterSolstice #SecretStaircase40

Spotify, let the other young ladies have time to exhibit!

@rainydayjules "based on the fake dating trope and the camping bit of The Parent Trap with character names sort of based on much ado"

Much Ado isn’t “we need everyone to think we like each other” it’s “we need everyone to think we hate each other even when we don’t anymore”