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@EvinKnowsBall The final boss: MetLife Taker of Knees

@TerriLRS @CalltoActivism Why wouldn’t he use his name. No one calls our president United States of America. you’d call that disrespect.

@CalltoActivism He is referring to the leader of Greece. Duh.

Holy shit. Trump’s brain is so damaged he doesn’t realize Greece isn’t a person: “Greece has been very supportive; he is a terrific guy.” This guys brain is mashed potatoes.

@DougMilman128 @Peterson_IsKing .230 is generous

@Peterson_IsKing Correction: Manager: Former catcher who hit .230 during 11 year major league career

How to build a great MLB roster C - Puerto Rican/White (gritty) 1B - white (big) 2B - Latino/black SS - Latino/black 3B - white LF - Latino CF - black (shifty) RF - Latino DH - Latino (big) Bench - white (gritty) two Latinos, black (shifty) SP1 - white SP2 - Asian SP3 - Asian SP4 - white SP5 - Latino CL - Latino Rest of bullpen - 3 white guys (one with big beard) 1 Latino 1 black Manager - old southern white guy GM - Jewish Owner - Jewish

@MLBNow @MLBNetwork @Jared_Carrabis I was begging for the @Mariners to sign him. :(

"What a signing for the Chicago White Sox." @Jared_Carrabis breaks down why teams may have passed on Munetaka Murakami.

Munetaka Murkami’s rankings among AL rookies: HR: 10 (1st) RBI: 19 (1st) BB%: 19.3% (1st) ISO: .345 (1st) SLG: .598 (1st) wOBA: .423 (1st) xwOBA: .433 (1st) wRC+: 170 (1st) Avg EV: 96.0 MPH (1st) Max EV: 114.1 MPH (1st) Barrel%: 24.5% (1st)

@new_era72 Don’t worry, Jake shows all the early signs of looking for a new favorite team soon. He will be fine

This is an all timer 😭

@Darcoby1964 @GunloverClub1 Don’t be a pussy Dean. You’re American. Your rights matter more than the dead children in America. Go get that gun.

@GunloverClub1 Sadly not legal in Illinois.

This 12-gauge folding shotgun fits in a standard backpack and goes from stowed to 'send it' in 3 seconds.

@zabmoto @asmashingbore @aakashgupta Two seconds of research would have helped you not look like an idiot on the Internet today..

@asmashingbore @aakashgupta It 100% defeats the point of OP’s argument. If a person modifies something, it’s not a design flaw.

A Lamborghini Huracán is 46 inches tall at the roof. A modern pickup hood sits higher than that. The entire car fit below the driver's sight line. Consumer Reports has been measuring this for years. Pickup hood heights grew 11% between 2000 and 2018. Truck weights grew 24% in the same window. The front blind zone on some trucks runs 11 feet longer than a sedan's and 7 feet longer than a typical SUV's. Before you add aftermarket lift or oversized tires. The number that hits hardest: when Consumer Reports put a 5-foot-2 driver in a Ford F-150 and lined elementary school children in front of the bumper, it took 9 kids standing in a row before the driver could see the top of the first one's head. Nine children. A Huracán roof is lower than those heads. IIHS measured the 2015 F-150's forward visibility and found drivers can see 36% of the 180-degree area within 10 meters of the front bumper. The remaining 64% is hood, mirrors, and A-pillars. 10 meters is the average stopping distance at 10 mph. Parking lot speed. Invisible. 744 children died in frontover crashes in the United States between 2016 and 2020. The geometry that put a Silverado on top of a Huracán is the same geometry. The Lamborghini had an insurance policy.

@averagebutstill @leftysrevenge @aakashgupta Just like this scenario right? Why was it the trucks fault that lambo was there??

@leftysrevenge @aakashgupta Sounds more like someone not paying attention rather than the trucks fault. Especially considering all the sensors and screens in them nowadays.

@leftysrevenge @aakashgupta Now do one of those lame ass lifted trucks lol

Yall don’t even realize when Ohtani touched him the powers were transferred like on space jam 🤣 Murakami is Ohtani till further notice.

Matt Brash has been DEALING so far when called upon. The only Mariner left with a 0.00 ERA🔥🔥 3 H 5 K 2 BB

@gorjonko @UkAllDayJD1 @planesanity @grok Don’t apologize. You were right the first time.

@UkAllDayJD1 @planesanity @grok Yep, my life is bad cause of shitty neighbours who bomb my city every day so yes, I could be an asshole sometimes because of stress. Sorry bro

The last minutes of the Aeroflot Flight 593. It crashed in 1994 when the pilot allowed his children to control the aircraft. This is the crash animation and audio log.

Cam Skattebo showing Arvell Reese and Francis Mauigoa around the Giants facility

In a world full of Mike Vrabels be a Munetaka Murakami

Munetaka Murakami's hits in 2026: Singles: 11 Home runs: 10 Doubles: 0 Triples: 0

Lmaoooooooo thought this was a trading card Centel page

I am begging you to unmute this

This is pure love for the game because this is a foul ball at a Rockies game.

You thought Trump’s Iran war rants were unhinged… Well, I turned them into a full emo song. Enjoy.