Tim Banks

Dear John, Our Chairman, Mgr, funder, secretary, treasurer, sponsor, grass cutter, litter picker and cleaner. Not everyone agreed with you, but everyone respected you. For over 40 yrs you gave everything. That dedication is rare. From everyone @CarltonAthletic Thanks RIP

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Kop view of the penalty appeal var and goal #mot #lufc #lufcfamily

Reeves dumps the big pile of shite on the doorstep of every small business in Britain, then just forgets about it and moves on with her life. Salary safe, job safe. No concerns about paying the bills in the Reeves household, or indeed any of the civil servants who devised this skip fire of a budget. They don’t care. They don’t understand, but more important they just don’t care. Straight out of university, work for some anonymous Labour MP, maybe a think tank or a charity if we’re feeling adventurous. Then straight into life as a backbench MP or some random civil servant in the Treasury. How many have run a business? Created wealth? Generated jobs? Done anything?! SOD ALL. It’s easy looking at the spreadsheets. Thinking oh a dividend rate rise here, or freezing that threshold - that’ll cover the numbers needed to hike up welfare. There are VERY real world consequences to all of these decisions. Businesses are still reeling from the NI changes last year. And I mean reeling. Not enormous businesses had to find £300k? Possibly more to cover these rises? What happens then, Rachel? Costs get passed on. Contracts stall. Hiring cancelled. Investment paused. It grinds the economy to a halt. Businesses stop spending money. Redundancies. OBVIOUSLY. How can they not understand this? Honestly? I cannot fathom the sheer vastness of their incompetence. All of this to fund those who choose not to work. Leaves a real sour taste in the mouth, doesn’t it? Running a business is hard work, bloody hard work. It doesn’t just happen, and it doesn’t just work. It takes years of long days and sleepless nights. All that, with lots and lots of risk. There is no backup or a safety net. It works, or it doesn’t work. It’s brutal. I’m sorry to say that the vast majority of my MP colleagues simply do not understand that. It is overwhelmingly depressing. The ONLY way to get the economy firing is to reduce tax, reduce the size of the state and let businesses do what they do best - make money. And actually, if you let them keep more of it? They’ll do more. Work more. Pay more tax. THAT is how you grow the economy. That is the ONLY way.

Tax. We’ve all become so used to it, we forget how much we’re actually paying. It is relentless, even beyond death. And for what? If we had a semblance of functioning public services, I could maybe stomach it. But we don’t, so what are we actually paying all of this money for? We are subject to Scandinavian levels of tax for third-world levels of competence - what a toilet deal. Earn a salary. Income tax, a fifth gone before we’ve even started. National insurance, more on top of that. What for? A ‘world-class’ health service? The NHS? Ha. Good luck. Even getting to work costs - taxes on buying a car, running a car, insuring a car. Vast amount of road tax. Is that being well spent? Unless you want potholes you can paddle in, the answer is no. A road network built for half the amount of cars. How’s that going? It takes twice as long to get anywhere. Fuel duty and tax on insurance - whack that on top too. Congestion charges, tolls, fines and more. It goes on and on and on. Forget getting the train, that’ll cost twice as much and never runs on time - a season ticket into London costs thousands. Unaffordable. Yet the trains so often run empty? Maybe that system isn’t working… VAT on anything that moves - getting taxed to buy products/services, from already taxed money. Tax, tax, tax, tax, tax, tax. Then more tax. Did you go to university? Your ‘loan’ isn’t loan, it’s a tax. Interest is so sharp, you’re just paying that off each month. Hundreds gone, to pay for a sociology degree a decade ago. Ouch. Why are we saddling our youngsters with so much debt, with so much interest on top of that? Madness. Manage to put a few quid away to save? That gets taxed too - ISAs will be under attack in the budget. Profit made on successful investments, what happens? You guessed it. Tax. Somehow you’ve scrabbled a deposit together for a property. Well done. Paying half a million quid for a semi-detached? Not cheap. Stamp duty means you get slapped for thousands. Obviously first time buyer exemptions mean less and less as house prices soar. You’re in the house. Great news. Or so you thought. Council tax. Going up seemingly by 5% every year. Thousands of pounds a year. For what? To collect the bins? Really? Don’t forget the extra costs to have your garden waste removed. Brilliant. More insurance taxes, and of course VAT on any improvements you want to make. Bills soaring, with tax slapped onto every corner of it - green levies and the rest. How depressing. Time for a pint. Alcohol duty. Because of course. Why wouldn’t they throw extra tax on it? I’m not a smoker, but the same applies. Even holidays. Air passenger duty to put a few extra quid onto the price of a trip away. Just for good measure. You’re limping on through. Maybe you decide that starting your own business is the way to go? You get it up and running, starting to make a reasonable profit. Take a small salary - to pay for such luxuries as food and heating. As we know, that gets taxed. Alongside the costs. National Insurance. Business rates. Fees and licences. It is endless. What’s left after all that? A profit? Surely good news? Bang. Corporation tax. A big slice gone. After that, we can enjoy a handsome profit. Right? Nope. Dividend tax. With its brutal thresholds. What slivers you do take get taxed all over again when you want to actually buy something. Obviously. And the final kick in teeth. Inheritance tax. After everything, somehow, you’ve managed to put a reasonable amount of money away. After all that tax, you’ve succeeded in building a financial legacy to pass to your children - your business, and your own savings. Money you were taxed on the day you earned it, taxed when you saved it, taxed when you invested it, taxed to build your business. It gets taxed one final time. On both your personal savings, and also the value of your company. Even after death, it continues. What are we paying all this money for? Are our schools world-class? Borders secure? Police visible? NHS efficient? Economy thriving? Roads operational? No. No. No. No. No. No. NOTHING WORKS. Britain has the highest tax burden in most of our lifetimes, yet the worst services many of us have ever seen. If everything worked perfectly, there could maybe be an argument for such suffocating levels of tax. But it doesn’t, and hasn’t for decades, so there isn’t. When the taxpayers fail to fund this state monster of inefficiency and unaccountability, what do they do? QE. Print money. Creating inflation, devaluing our earnings and our savings. Yet one more tax. The people creating all of this, implementing all of this? £100k plus on the public sector, living in London. Comfortable salary, great pension, no job risk. Clueless about the real world. Maybe, just maybe, the current approach isn’t working. We need to urgently cut tax. Shrink government. Reward hard work. You just can’t tax a nation into prosperity. It never has worked, and it never will work. LEAVE OUR MONEY ALONE.

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@FBAwayDays Incorrect, insurance would cover it

Joey Barton on Alexander Isak via his podcast: “If Alexander Isak had done his cruciate ligament, Newcastle would have paid his wages to the penny for the length of his contract. “So if that loyalty is there for the football club, where's the loyalty of the player? If Alexander Isak gets injured, he still gets paid the same. So I think the fact that he's gone and broken that contract and everyone's celebrating it, I think two things have happened there. “You've shown anyone from an investment standpoint that contracts aren't worth a carry. And secondly, to the people celebrating him and patting him on the back, I think he should be universally hounded at every ground he goes to for his behaviour. “Isak should be booed at every ground he goes to. He's behaved like a f------ absolute b------ and I think we have to be careful of the ramifications of the way Isak’s behaved. They are mercenaries.” Do you think he’s right?

The legends who fed the @TheSquareBall charity walkers this summer have had their van nicked from outside their house. Keep your eyes out please, it's incredibly distinctive and obviously means the world to them. Share far and wide too. #lufc

@alibruceball - listened to you on the 11 hour journey to @TheOpen then you turn up right next to me to commentate on Rory’s unplayable ball on Friday. Brilliantly done as always 👏

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@Mark_Pitts76 @ILoveSnooker_ @ronnieo147 Wow

@ILoveSnooker_ @ronnieo147 @TimJoeBanks Fack me

Mark Selby: I’m 70-0 up. I’ll be fine with a good safety shot.” Ronnie O’Sullivan: “No worries, I’ll clear up and win the frame.” #snooker #ilovesnooker @ronnieo147

One of those great European knights

@paddypower @Mark_Pitts76

Next up, one of the UK's biggest legends, at a legendary venue 32 years ago: This is @graemepark @ Hacienda, Manchester 12.06.93 Gloriously soulful mix as always, a proper groover this. Get it turned up below. Reminder that all mixes uploaded here today go on my Kofi for download tonight. 👇🔥👇

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@reallordgreen @nowdenblades

Jayden Bogle has well and truly rattled me and I'm not afraid to admit it #twitterblades #sufc

@LiamMoo19110227 @UpshotTowers 😂😂

@TimJoeBanks @UpshotTowers 😂😂😂

Dads looking at their kid's chocolate eggs after a few Easter Sunday pints

@HappyPunch @SecondsOutLive @Mark_Pitts76

Chris Eubank Jr’s father called him a “disgrace” and said he’ll never be in his corner 😳 (via @SecondsOutLive)

@DarylRS29 Tough run in for Burnley. Don’t think they win all of those

12 guarantees promotion regardless of results elsewhere, right? I think 9 does it. #lufc