Jupiter

'Beti Bachao' was a warning, not a promise.

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@MahimaRaghav @DrHomeostatic It's elephant

@DrHomeostatic Chill guys it’s a jackfruit 😏

Wow watermelon

We didn't win against Iran but at least it didn't cost us 300 billion USD. 🤷‍♂️

One comment controlling the whole damage 😭😭

यार ये बंदा किस मिट्टी का बना है 😳

@AspirantsCgl @ChekrishnaCk Wasn’t the government supposed to have planned their papers well and prevent leaks in the first place? did anyone resign? any apologised?

@ChekrishnaCk It is very sad to see this... very disheartening. But they should have planned their time well. You can't allow students to enter after cut-off time.

This late entry rule should end. Allow them for remaining time. If someone arrives late, they will just get less time. But this way of not allowing them would lead to severe psychological stress. #NEET

agar mai hota uski jagah and mera baap rota mere samne, maa kasam aag Laga deta pure exam centre ko. BKL NTA wale and exam centre wale.. paper leak hua to 22 lakh baccho ko firse paper dena pada and kisi ek Kayle laal ne resign nahi kiya.. bacche thoda late ho gaye to no entry ekdum? doob mare BC aisa system and aise bhadwe log

22 Lakh Students Suffer Due to Paper Leak = No Politician Resigned 2 Minutes Late = 3 Students Denied Entry to Set an Example of Discipline Two Systems in India

It makes sense why there are so many superstitions, religious fraudsters, and proponents of pseudoscience in this country.

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Other version of me: please snap my neck real hard and end this misery.

Wishing the Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu, Thiru Joseph Vijay, a very happy birthday. I wish you good health and success in all your efforts. I stand with you in defending the rights, dignity, and aspirations of the Tamil people, and in working together for the state’s progress.

Delhi police is asking for aadhar card details and address of people who are donating water and bananas at the protest site What has Delhi police been reduced to by this Govt!?

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Maturity is when you realize that Rahul Gandhi is not doing politics he is fighting for the rights of every Indian and working to safeguard the country’s future from corrupt BJP leaders.

@FZS0787 😭😭😭 bhai is saal ka low bhi aa gaya.. maine baki ke bhi parametes likhe hai padha kya tune vo? kya apna market 5-6% bhi recover kara ATL se?

@To__Jupiter Abe tu ghuma rha h.. tu khud laya. Tu stock market ko economy parameter maanta h baat to uspar ho rhi thi. Tu bhai pad beth kar. GDP growth with inflation and exports batati h economy growth naki stock market. Stock market bhi isi saal all time high mara h feb me.

Shut up. When Trump called India "Dead Economy", your Prince was supporting him. "Takes spine" my foot.

@FZS0787 to why did you bring ki MMS ke time itna exporta tha utna that.. tu aaj ki baat kar na.. tu 10 saal piche jaega to mai bhi 20 saal piche jaunga.. fir tu 70 saal piche jaega.. baat aaj ki karni chahiye to tum log hamesha past ki baate leke aate ho

@To__Jupiter And dude US grows by 2% and China grows by 4%. ETHIOPIA Nigeria Guyana growths with 10-15% . You can't have that figure once you reach higher level. Now if we exports 1.0 trillion dollars by 2030 you will say only 20% f Growth under Modi 3rd tenure ? That's not how things works

Whether I resign from my job or not depends on this match on 23rd June. #Portugal vs #Uzbekistan #FIFAWorldCup #Ronaldo #GOAT

Do you wanna compare it to MMS? Sure, let's start with Vajpayee first.. Exports when Vajpayee left were around US$102 billion (goods + services). When Manmohan Singh left, they had reached US$466 billion — a 357% jump in just 10 years. Today, overall exports are around US$860 billion. Sounds impressive in absolute terms, but that’s only an 84.5% increase over the last decade. Absolute numbers can look great and astonishing but percentage growth tells the real story.

@To__Jupiter @AishwaryakiRai Uska bhi jawab h isme.. Exports tera all time high h. Manmohan singh to 350 par chhod kar gaye the aaj 860 billion dollars hogayi. Thoda pada kar yeh net pat chutiyapa chalta rahega.

@FZS0787 @AishwaryakiRai reply padh na bhai mere before coming with the same response jo ek banda already diya hai.. usko bhi reply kar diya maine

@To__Jupiter @AishwaryakiRai Lmao, since when did the stock market become the indicator of the economy? GDP rose by 7.7% is the sole indicator to see economy with inflation and debt as the factors. 😀 Don't follow Rahul Gandhi dude take my advice.