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What will this look like two years from now?

@Dailymeoww1 Yes that was cute when it made news 10 years ago. share.google/1uHDAy8ToPFGHc…

Footage from Japan 🇯🇵: A newly opened massage salon has started offering a very different option compared to others “cat massage” 💆🏻‍♀️🐱. Yes, you heard that right! People who saw this interesting option flocked in from the very first day ✨. Moreover, the working cat seems quite happy with the situation, saying, “At least I’m covering my food expenses” 😌🐾. I definitely need to go to this massage salon 😂💆🏻‍♀️♥️

@EricLDaugh Why do you only use Obama’s middle name and not Bush’s or Trump’s? Do you think doing so is demeaning to him? Racist f**k

🚨 BREAKING: It was just announced that President Donald J. Trump has a HIGHER approval rating 60 weeks into his 2nd term than Barack Hussein Obama and George Bush, at the same point in their 2nd term — RealClearPolitics KEEP PUSHING, 47! The fake news is stunned! 🇺🇸

@coolpunks_ Wishing you a speedy recovery!! You’ll get through this.

@DCinvestor I wish crypto bros who thought this regime would be a good idea during the campaign could have realized this. And in hindsight I should have opened my mouth more then too.

the jig is up Trump ran as the iconoclast to fight against everything he does now and he doesn’t even attempt to credibly rationalize it anymore. not only is he doing everything he said his opponents would do, he is doing it worse and in more dramatic and destructive fashion than they could have ever done it pretend you are not a frog who has been boiled alive and you’ll see that i’m right it’s because the rationalization doesn’t matter for any of it anymore. indeed, from this point, expect him to become more flippant and dismissive to your concerns he will very likely not finish his term, and if he does, it will be so they can force him to destroy as much American dignity, decency, power, influence, and riches as possible before he leaves office only those living in extreme ignorance or denial can’t see that Trump was very likely forced into this war under a gold-plated threat of blackmail/death while enriching his family once they are done and have taken from America what they can and can take more, they will leave the US demoralized, broken, and divided. they will make sure of that, because they can’t have it be a threat any longer after that it’s time to wake up and prepare for the tomorrow which will come after

@atrupar Obnoxious fuck

Trump: "The only thing I admired about Barack Hussein Obama, which was nothing actually. But the only thing is the way he was bob down the stairs. You talk about unpresidential. He's bob-- and I couldn't believe that he made it without at least a noticeable major fall."

@DCinvestor Oh I see what you did lol

most people will miss the obvious subtext here, lol

JD Vance will be the 48th POTUS

@CherokeeOwl Yes thanks for this news. This is from 7 years ago.

Imagine boarding a flight with your family, finding your seats, and getting ready for takeoff. Suddenly a flight attendant approaches and asks you to step off the plane. The reason? Other passengers have complained about body odor. That’s what happened to the Adler family on an American Airlines flight. They say they were embarrassed and confused when they were asked to leave after someone nearby complained. The family insists they had done nothing wrong, but the airline says they were responding to passenger concerns. It raises an uncomfortable question: Should an airline be able to remove passengers over something like body odor, or is that going too far and unfairly humiliating people? Airlines are responsible for keeping the cabin comfortable for everyone, but situations like this can quickly turn into public embarrassment for the people involved. Where should the line be drawn? ✈️:

Himes: I have a theory on how this ends… You’re going to see oil go across $100… Projections for economic growth are going to go down, because that happens when you can’t get oil. And at some point in three or four or five weeks, the president is going to look at the numbers — and he’s going to say this is really not tenable. And he’s going to declare victory and walk away. And maybe the attention of the American public will fade, but what will have been achieved is that you will have replaced a very bad Supreme Leader with his son, who is more radical than he is, and, by the way, committed to the creation of a nuclear weapon.

He has a point, or two…

@cohallor12 @FistPunchX @krassenstein Or embedded elsewhere…

@FistPunchX @krassenstein You must have your head completely embedded in the sand to believe that.

BREAKING: It is now being reported that the Pentagon is expecting this war to last as long as September. Below are the costs as of this morning. Note that this does not show the impact on the US economy with rising oil prices and supply chain issues. In other words, this war could cost us hundreds of billions of dollars or maybe more. I didn’t vote for this did you?

@azrauk @politvidchannel @nayeema1 Exactly.

@politvidchannel @nayeema1 Everyone has tapes I don’t know why they come on the social media and tell us that we have got tapes but never come out with them.

BREAKING: Epstein victim says she has tapes of Donald Trump doing things that will force him to resign from the presidency.

@WW3finalboss Is this a real quote or fake? I really can’t tell at this point.

@atrupar Sounds like a Trump impersonator. Not the real Donald. C’mon.

a guy who claimed to be named John Barron and sounded a lot like Trump called into C-SPAN to complain about the Supreme Court's tariff decision and call Hakeem Jeffries "a dope" (John Barron is a pseudonym Trump has used for himself when talking to journalists)

@jules_su has dyed… his hair orange.

BREAKING: Donald Trump has died.

@TimRunsHisMouth Why is a republic like you asking the question? Can anyone tell me?

Can someone explain to me why Hillary Clinton, who isn’t the leader of the Democrat party, isn’t an elected official, doesn’t represent America officially in any capacity and who will never be in American government again…. Is speaking at this conference in Germany?

@vandal_muldoon @historyrock_ Here is the actual piano player JUST THE TWO OF US by Jacob Koller music.apple.com/us/album/just-…

@historyrock_ He's not playing that.

If you didn't know, Keith Richards also plays the piano

@Ambar_SIFF_MRA The name Ryuta rhymes with “tuba”, it is not pronounced “rye uta”.

Bro is single handedly fighting Japan's falling birth rate

@Luckyjudy666 Sure.

@TokyoLife99 Bro Could you follow me back?

This is why I like the internet

@KaspaMarketing @OpDeathEaters Today’s New York Times

@OpDeathEaters If this is true, why hasn’t any major outlet independently verified it yet? A redaction failure like that would be unprecedented.

The Epstein files on the DOJ website allow you to highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it into another document, which reveals what was hidden. You can also press Ctrl+F and search for “Trump ” (with a space) to see his name appear more than 600 times. #OpDeathEaters

@EricLDaugh It’s “Democratic” party. Are you a member off the “Republic” party?

🚨 JUST IN: STEPHEN MILLER drops a TRUTH NUKE on the entire Democrat Party "I get death threats every day. My wife gets death threats every day. We've had to deal with pretty extensive doxing campaigns!" "The Democrat Party has become dangerously, violently RADICALIZED." "But the truth is, people across the country, across the government, across law enforcement, who are fighting for safety, security, prosperity, are dealing with radical left communist threats and attacks all day long." "We are dealing with a party that is so extreme that considers its opponents to be its mortal enemies, that dehumanizes its opposition, that justifies violent attacks against federal law enforcement, assaults against ICE and Border Patrol, that sides over and over again with criminal aliens, MS-13 gang bangers." "Look at how they venerated and WORSHIPPED and PRAISED the MS-13 child smuggler that they dubbed the 'Maryland dad,' somebody who beat his wife and smuggled children, and was a member of a terrorist organization - and they held them up as their HERO." "This is a dangerous party. This is a dangerous movement!" @StephenM