TomCrouchGolf

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@SamaHoole People still drink cow's milk?

In 1995, 45% of British milk was delivered to the doorstep before seven in the morning by a milkman in an electric float. In 2026, it is 3%. The milkman has been effectively abolished inside one human generation. The supermarket walked in, undercut the cost by a few pence per pint, and the daily ritual of British household life, glass bottles clinking on the step at half past six, was gone by the time the children of 1995 had finished secondary school. The cost to the customer was a few pence per pint. The cost to the system was, in rough order: the glass bottle that was washed and reused hundreds of times, replaced with a plastic bottle that is used once and recycled imperfectly. The local dairy that supplied one town, replaced with a national processor that supplies half the country. The milk that arrived four hours after milking, replaced with milk that arrived three days after milking after a journey of 200 miles. The conversation on the doorstep, replaced with a self-checkout beep. The milkman himself, incidentally, had the lowest recorded rate of heart disease of any male occupation in Britain. He walked approximately 12 miles a day, finished work by 10am, and ate a cooked breakfast. He has been replaced, in the same delivery role, by a zero-hours Amazon Flex driver sitting in a Ford Transit. A small piece of British daily infrastructure was quietly demolished. Nobody was consulted. The milk is still being produced. It is just being produced further away, transported further, kept in plastic, and sold at a different margin, by a different business, to a customer who never sees who milked the cow. The milkman knew your name. The self-checkout does not.

18 in 58 then.

17 playoffs in 57 years at Harbour Town.

This would be a fun dynamic.

"Headwinds" backers celebrating.

Players in the Senior PGA that will make you feel old: Rory Sabbatini Jamie Donaldson Henrik Stenson Steve Webster Pat Perez Johan Edfors Alastair Forsyth Vaughn Taylor Ben Crane

Shouldn't Rory have 4/5 green jackets by now?

Gotterup still swooping under the radar. He should be in the same group as Cantlay, Spieth, Knapp, Burns.

Detail orientated.

Rory playing so much slower than usual for him.

Rude hand gestures to golf balls will never get old.

@SkySportsGolf Here's the most tipped players...

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Boomers can't even stay off Facebook at Augusta.

Doubtful.

Life feels complete ✅️ So many questions...

Who knew... turns out MJ Daffue is the Tyrrell Hatton of RSA. 🤬

If you get the chance to watch Bhatia's 5 foot putt to make the cut, lets just say it didn't touch the hole.