Andrew Stewart

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Andrew Stewart

Andrew Stewart

@TopComedyy

Brushes his teeth with a Louisville slugger.

Orlando 가입일 Ağustos 2012
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Andrew Stewart
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I'm not saying you're fat, but your shirt size has more x's than Taylor Swift...
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If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup technically a smoothie?
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Square Box. Round Pizza. Triangle Slices. I'm seriously confused.
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In the end, things'll be just okay, as long as you believe you can fix it and make it right. Remember that!
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A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
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Loving you is hard to regret. Losing you is hard to accept. Letting you go is the most painful yet.
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Hope for a future and forget the past. Live in the present and make the memories last.
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Friendship isn't a big thing, it's a million little things
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It's never too late to start becoming what you were meant to be
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When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends
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Art is when you hear a knocking from your soul - and you answer
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Andrew Stewart
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Always believe in living your life -- no matter what people say~annecurtissmith
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Never do things others can do and will do if there are things others cannot do or will not do
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge
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Andrew Stewart@TopComedyy·
He who seeks trouble never misses.
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A miss is as good as a . . . mr.
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