Tristan

𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐜. 293 matches and a new record: Frenkie de Jong becomes the Dutch player with the most appearances in the history of FC Barcelona. 🍊 🇳🇱

🚨 Manchester City are top of the Premier League after beating Burnley! Who’s been your Man of the Match?

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Manchester City are now TOP of the Premier League!

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ERLING HAALAND OPENS THE SCORING FOR MANCHESTER CITY! Burnley 0-1 Manchester City.

@NeganKilledMe @ADragonAlliance

The Dragon Emperor Requests: Calling all @ADragonAlliance Dragon Clans! Dragons love being entertained. What is your favorite character from any media (TV, Comics, Anime, etc.)? Prove yourself worthy and gain my favor! Post proof in your Clan's Task Submit channel! You have 48 hours to please the Emperor! Other than the obvious, I really enjoy Boyd Crowder, played by Walter Goggins, in Justified. If you have never watched Justified, you are missing out on an Amazing show. youtube.com/shorts/IQ3zT6c…

🚨 Wolves have been relegated from the Premier League to the Championship.

It was a surreal experience to actually look up how many Muslims live in European countries. It is not a lot lol, these fucking losers had me thinking it was so much more.

🇳🇱 Virgil van Dijk vs Premier League Centrebacks (2025/26) ◉ Aerial duels won – 1st* ◉ Passes – 1st* ◉ Forward passes completed – 1st* ◉ Accurate passes to final third – 1st* ◉ Passes completed – 1st ◉ Short passes completed – 1st ◉ Headed goals – 1st *Also first in the Top 5 Leagues 👨‍💼 Top 7 League profile: datamb.football/V_van_Dijk_Cen…

🌟 Nico O'Reilly against Arsenal: • 8 defensive contributions • 2 interceptions • 5 recoveries • 3 clearances • 2 blocked shots • 5 duels won • 1 key pass • 1 big chance created • 72 touches • 18 carries • 100% tackles won

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🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ERLING HAALAND GIVES MANCHESTER CITY THE LEAD! Manchester City 2-1 Arsenal. x.com/spacewonderway…

UNICEF is outraged by the killing of two drivers of trucks contracted by UNICEF to provide clean water to families in the Gaza Strip. The victims were killed by Israeli fire in an incident that took place early this morning at the Mansoura water filling point in northern Gaza. UNICEF extends our condolences to the families of the men killed. Full statement: unicef.link/4cVCyP9

Put it in the Louvre

The Skyline is back. Drop a 😮‍💨 if you want to see more. @Nissan

WE ARE BACK.

The Dragon Emperor Requests: Calling all @ADragonAlliance Dragon Clans! Dragons love Chuck Norris, lets honor him by telling Chuck Norris jokes! Prove yourself worthy and gain my favor! Post proof in your Clan's Task Submit channel! You have 48 hours to please the Emperor! Chuck Norris appeared in the Street Fighter II video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this glitch, Chuck Norris replied, “That’s no glitch".

@NeganKilledMe @ADragonAlliance Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice

Congratulations, @Coventry_City! Welcome back to the Premier League 👏

BREAKING: $ASML reports €8.8 billion total net sales, gross margin of 53.0%, and €2.8 billion net income in Q1 2026. asml.com/en/investors/f…