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Tord-Eskil ๐ง๐ป๐น
@Torbegio
25, ๐ง๐ป, and bisexual
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์ผ Mayฤฑs 2025
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Den fyren her har vรฆrt mer รธdeleggende for vรฅrt nasjonale omdรธmme med sine evinnelige matposter enn det Quisling var
Joakim ๐น๐ณ๐ด๐ช๐บ@joakial_
Hotdog in waffle
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@ThaumPenguin Well I could see us stealing it so that we can burn it, since it only works as waste fuel.
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We can immediately rule out that the thieves were Norwegian.

Pop Base@PopBase
A 12-ton shipment of KitKat bars has been stolen, with the company warning of a possible shortage: โWe've always encouraged people to have a break with KitKat but it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tons of our chocolate.โ
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@TimPridaAZ @MbarkCherguia They are not even in Sweden
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@joakial_ @zedsamcat Who coerced you into going to a gay bar?_?
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I have a PhD in being an idiot, and the dog is 50cm.
evan๐ฆ@rainstormblue
i have a PhD in maths from the university of oxford and i canโt solve this
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@BladeoftheS The funniest thing is that Shell is British-Dutch
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@BladeoftheS "National savings account"
No, it is the Sovereign Wealth Fund - International
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Even if we limit warming to 2ยฐC we risk a 25-37% chance of collapsing the gulf stream.
We'd have a climate comparable to that of Newfoundland in Canada in that scenario.
Suella Braverman@SuellaBraverman
Global warming?!? Just over a week to go until Easter and we need to get our big coats back out! I wouldnโt mind a bit more global warming to be honest, right now.
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@Ravenismeee Any fish? Or fish in the broader "anything in the ocean" sense?
Because Salmon, but if I can be broader I want to mention a dolphin and instead say Orca.
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