turd pardo

Why is the new Smokey the bear is such a goddamn nerd

“fr tho that kid really ripped it on the drums” - 2nd wise man on the way back

@USBankTower why aren’t your lights blue at the top?? This is your fault

Very upsetting that the cgi ducklings in the new dawn commercial have adult voices

me watching Unknown Number

I forgot that this is what it's all about

bro is too stupid to think of food

Damn it was about a gorilla this whole time

Me: going out with the guys tonight, you and your friends should roll thru Her: idk maybe, are your friends cute? Me: yeah My friends:

Check on your friends who sing suddenly Seymour at karaoke

I’m over these fires gimme some fries

me everytime I see the mailman

Me and the boys whenever we see a big dog

The New York Yankees can still win the World Series if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing

Mr. Met, in both name and form, has to be the laziest concept for a mascot there’s ever been

Honestly I’m kinda impressed Trump correctly used the word “concept”

@mattxiv Speak for yourself. I ain’t met her but I know deep down that somehow, someway, she yearns for me

except she doesn’t. this is a woman whose picture you took off the internet and she does not want you at all. next question

There are two types of dudes in the chat