UFC Monke

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UFC Monke

UFC Monke

@UFCMonke

Unemployed Rocket Scientist

가입일 Temmuz 2024
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UFC Monke
UFC Monke@UFCMonke·
If you are looking for me I will be riding my motorcycle from Argentina to Alaska to go work on a fishing boat
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UFC Monke@UFCMonke·
I hate going out because everyone gets so aggressive when drunk when I either get super happy or sad. I never just had a few drinks and feel like fighting someone like people have no chill fr
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UFC Monke@UFCMonke·
Strickland really stole Izzy’s soul man
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BarkAcademies@barkacademies·
@UFCMonke Same, I literally said out loud “did she just die?”
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UFC Monke@UFCMonke·
Barber vs Grasso is going to be 15 minutes of shadow boxing with 5 failed takedown attempts
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UFC Monke@UFCMonke·
Please don’t be washed Israel Adesanya
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UFC Monke@UFCMonke·
I respect Grasso a lot man, any male fighter would’ve done 5 backflips and straddle humped the fence by now but she took a knee out of respect instead
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UFC Monke@UFCMonke·
Aight nevermind that finish was fucking crazy
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UFC Monke@UFCMonke·
“Maycee Barber Fights with crazy pace” okay sure Danile Cormier
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A conversa que vc tem com uma garota que vc conheceu no aniversário de um amigo e dps de 2 horas ela cita o namorado
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CAMELCAST OFFICIAL
CAMELCAST OFFICIAL@CAMELCASTOff·
One of my buddies a decade ago dated a rave girl. She would go off to festivals all the time with her girls(and one guy friend). My buddy obviously couldn't go because he had a job but he was never concerned. I asked him if she could be doing something nefarious. He said "she would never do that." I simply asked because she would talk about how she looked forward to all the drugs and alcohol. Drugs and drinks never lead to good decisions. Well long story short. She cheated on him with dozens of guys over a year and broke up with him for the guy friend who she went to the raves with.
Simp Police🚨@SimpPolice911

Imagine being excited to send your girl off to be a whore at a festival.

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