Unhinged

@holy_schnitt Cute setting.

important to always draw attention to the fact that I am shockingly cute. truly awe-inspiringly, dazzlingly cute, u would be amazed the amount of cuteness I exude

I miss the days when the only worry I had was how many Machu fucking Picchu photos I would see.

@girl_tinder Not nearly enough extension cables showing in that photo for my liking. But also, what a sweet gift from him and I hope you all have a lovely evening.

Best friend and her husband (my husband by proxy) are taking me out for dinner tonight and their 13 yr old son has bought me a ring to cheer me up! There’s always love around. I’m lucky.

@pipterino Many years ago. Sext accidentally sent to sister. It was never spoken of again.

Have you ever sent a bad text to the wrong person? What happened?

Unquestionably.

@girl_tinder Sure it is TG

@UnhingedDates IT’S A FLOOR BRUISE!!!

Haven’t done #dund for a while as I’ve been back at work proper, but thanks to my dehydrated boobs I can now fit in a dress I bought a year ago that’s a size too small! Can’t really walk and have to lean rather than stand but there we go…

Back at choir after 18 months.

@Belleofballs Yep I got this last week. I suspect the algorithms are wrong, and as a science nerd I hate myself for doubting it.

@Ron_Fleasley It starts with “M” and ends with “achu fucking Picchu”

Are they taking the PISS?

Playing a travel board game. Does anyone know the answer?

@johnnywow5 Machu FUCKING Picchu

@johnnywow5 Incorrect.

The ultimate manbun

@charliersmith1 I’ve seen a few of your tweets in the last couple of weeks and just wanted to say congratulations, what an incredible achievement and I’m so happy you’re in a good place!

In January I got sectioned. In February, March and April, I stayed in hospital involuntarily. Genuinely thought I’d never be well enough to come home. Turns out, I was wrong - and today I’m celebrating spending the whole of May hospital-free!!! 🎉

@aliceewrites Is it your birthday? If so happy birthday. Xx

@Jo92Jo Not a cancer lady but just wanted to say how lovely an offer this is. Legend. Xx

Would any cancer ladies who have lost their hair like me to make them a real hair wig?no charge. Im training to be a wig maker and need practice.. ill pick somebody at random xxx

Blue Special K. I’m destined to join a K-Pop band.

@L3GSV chumbawamba selling their soul to one of the no win no fee companies with the wee dog voiced by Joe Pasquale.