United Over Bookings

when you board your flight and hear "we over booked"

WE NEED A VOLUNTEER

sorry, we overbooked your flight

when there's too many seats overbooked

when you start to take a nap but the flight is over booked

now boarding flight 3411 jk lol we over booked

sorry sir we said this seat is taken!

Let us help you to your seat sir jk lol we overbooked

when we see a paying customer trying to take a seat and we over booked

sorry we overbooked our flight