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Immortan Joe Mazzulla
Immortan Joe Mazzulla@normal_jake_·
Very nice to see Furiosa truthers slowly gain power as years pass, incredible movie
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Like, I was munching cigarettes yesterday with a girl I shouldn’t even be talking to
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I think finding out I have heart issues has indirectly resulted in me increasing heart-unhealthy activities. My health habits had been trending upwards. I’d have been better off not knowing
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@eleveneleven_pm The outdoors looks really great on you. Encountering you in real life like this would have me like Chevy Chase
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caro 🌺 springtime edition
caro 🌺 springtime edition@eleveneleven_pm·
winter in baltimore is still so hard for me but the blooming of the cherry blossoms is such a lovely reward for making it through 🌸🌸
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@the_moral_abc I dunno, she had seemed harmless and funny but I remember something happened there. Don’t know if it was a milkshake duck situation or what
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@the_moral_abc I think it’s possible that was the initial reason I followed you? I don’t Back the Blue
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crash test dummy@the_moral_abc·
who's still mad at me cause i criticized the blue girl?
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@the_moral_abc But I think I found a single pair of running shoes in my size and everything else was for the little girls
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@the_moral_abc But shoe shopping is of course a nightmare. I went to a local community resource for gender-affirming clothing and I would have thought they’d emphasize shoes that would fit people who played linebacker or could dunk a basketball
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crash test dummy@the_moral_abc·
gonna try to make myself feel better about my massive feet by trying to claim it as a source of pride instead of embarrassment. posting a selfie with a caption like "size 13 btw"
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Wow, I behaved very self-destructively yesterday. I am not doing so hot
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@pythagoreanmetr @nekoyamamanager I lived in California but my varsity basketball coach was from Georgia and one day I saw him dump a bag of salted peanuts into a bottle of Coke. I was baffled, he said everyone where he was from did it. I tried it, it was pretty ok. Just a regional oddity
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PythagoreanMetronome
PythagoreanMetronome@pythagoreanmetr·
@nekoyamamanager I have been an American my entire life and had both peanuts and cola beverages available to me in abundance and I can absolutely assure you that I have never once ever seen anyone do this and if they did I would vomit.
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猫山課長@nekoyamamanager·
30年前くらいに村上春樹のエッセイで、アメリカではコーラにピーナッツを入れて飲むのがポピュラーだと書いてあった。「ふぅん」と思ってから長い時間が経ったが、ついにやってみた。 何だこれバカ美味いんでやんの。 これ以外でもうコーラ飲みたくなくなるレベル。
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@the_moral_abc They started to find your beauty too disarming and intimidating, unfortunately. I might clam up myself (no I wouldn’t)
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crash test dummy@the_moral_abc·
why did the customers stop complimenting me at work, did I get uglier?
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@the_moral_abc Then after we split she very quickly moved on to the biggest, burliest, hairiest, most masculine guy I’ve ever seen
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@the_moral_abc I dated a previously “straight” woman right after I came out of the closet but before I started transitioning in any meaningful way. Probably set me back 6 months. She tried to be so supportive and get my pronouns right and everything
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crash test dummy@the_moral_abc·
hopelessly attracted to straight women </3
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