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When you have an exam in the morning and friends that are there for you.

grateful to the establishment for making sure this generation doesn't miss out on the martial law experience that every Pakistani must go through. great job.

Italian couple fighting in front of me and the guy is holding two ice creams so the girl can move her hands around while shouting

Best time for an intense workout is an hour before iftar because Islam encourages the remembrance of death.

....to anyone who is feeling bad for the dude, i hope you develop normal, healthy friendships where you do things for people and don't get upset when they don't give you sex in return

goodnight

oh my god there are so many books to read and instruments to play and languages to learn and people to meet and songs to hear and food to taste and places to see and lives to live

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accidentally vaped in front of my mom but she only saw the smoke and goes “what was that” so i immediately said “no way you saw that too?” and now i have to spend the rest of my life pretending my house is haunted

Why is it still a concept to go looking for a ‘Doctor’ bahu? Anytime someone says we’re looking for a bahu, preferably a doctor I want to ask them why? Is their son ill? Do they own a clinic? How is the daughter in law’s mbbs going to help her create a better marriage?

Kisi se nahi hota, Allah se hota hai. Grateful for the belief Saqlain bhai and our entire management has put in us. Alhumdulillah, we are one and will give it our all, in sha Allah. Special thanks to all the fans for their support & love. Please keep us in your dua. 🇵🇰 🤲

Kind of remarkable how Babar & Rizwan learned the meaning of power-play on eve of semifinal

Quaid looking at us THROUGH the screen with his eyes like ‘APNAY EMAAN NAAL DASSO MEIN AEY GALL KEH SAKNA AAAN?’

Asked the husband to put the leftover aloo sabzi in the fridge last night. This morning:

the world is moving to a 4 day work week, meanwhile the policy dinosours in this country want to extend it to 6. this is highly counterproductive, if anything. A tired employee will not increase his output, no matter how many hours you add. men are not machines. ajeeb pagal.

That video of a donkey being mishandled by PTI supporters is EXTREMELY disturbing and should not be encouraged at ANY cost. Becharey janwar per kis liye zulm ker rahay hou. Confront the real culprits.

humara larka hay ye important hay 🔪

Ghusa bhi nahi araha sirf pyaar hi araha hai team pay harnay k baad bhi, Ya Allah yeh kaunsa parallel universe hai