Santiago Luna (Parody)

Here’s to a quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint and another one! -The one you call when things goes wrong. -Hit-Man for the Elric Family. -Banter and stories. -SS and picky. Part of @DomusNoctisRPG

@RisqueSinner Hate to break it to ya but no

@WithinMyHell Don’t act like you’re not the slightest bit curious.

Who said it’s too late to celebrate? ♥️

@RisqueSinner Looks like we will see how brave ya are. {I say whilst taking a step back from her.} See ya soon,

@WithinMyHell It’s a risk that comes with the territory. {I try not to look too impressed when he mentions the penthouse. Instead, I nod casually} You go ahead and go there. I’ll come shortly after. I’m sure you want to save face.

@RisqueSinner {I raise a brow at her smirk{} The fact you're so willing is mind-blowing when I could be out to chop you into little pieces. Penthouse of the LaBlance Hotel.

@WithinMyHell {Can’t help but smirk} Okay, have it your way then. Where do you want me to meet you?

@RisqueSinner Not how this works. You meet me somewhere. I ain't coming anywhere for you pimp to jump me and I have to kill ya both.

@WithinMyHell That’s exactly how it works. Laugh all you want but I’m good at what I do. {Folds my arms over my chest} I have a motel room across the street. Room 12. You can join me, or you can miss out on a good time. The choice is yours.

@RisqueSinner {Snorts} Yeah, yeah, yeah, want more. If that's how this works.

@WithinMyHell First time customer deal. Gotta reel you in and make you want more.

@RisqueSinner Only two hundred. A bit cheap.

@WithinMyHell Two hundred for a blowjob. Anything more is charged by the hour.

@RisqueSinner Fine. How much will it set me back?

@WithinMyHell You know, I’m sensing an immense amount of judgement from you and I’m thinking you’re doing nothing more than wasting my time.

@RisqueSinner Or make it fall off. Give me something Ajax won't take off.

@WithinMyHell I couldn’t care less. I have clients who would spend their life savings on me . . . {I roll my eyes slightly at the last comment} a blowjob from me would rock your world, if I’m being completely honest.

@RisqueSinner Who said, I don't have a lot, or I lead a boring life? Mad, I won't buy you? {I muse.} Think you'd only be woth a blow job anyway

@WithinMyHell Is that so? {I purse my lips together, intrigued} So you choose to live a rich, yet 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 life? What a shame. All that supposed money could get you a lot.

@RisqueSinner {Snorts at her words} Oh, mariposa, I can afford anything I want.

@WithinMyHell Oh, honey. I wasn’t offering, I doubt you could afford me… and what makes you think it wouldn’t be good? {Arches a dark brow before tilting my head slightly as my eyes look him over slowly}

@RisqueSinner I don't pay for a shit lay.

@WithinMyHell Some guys prefer to be in charge—and I aim to please. Maybe you need a good lay and you won’t be such a buzzkill.

@RisqueSinner Most of the time 'key' word.

@WithinMyHell For your information, I fuck them most of the time. And my life is far from easy, but I wouldn’t expect you to understand.

@RisqueSinner Hey, at least, I don't take the easy way out in life, letting dudes fuck me.

@WithinMyHell You are unbelievable. Such an ignorant, clueless man.

@RisqueSinner Easy way out in life. I know, I'm funny, thank you.

@WithinMyHell Easy? You think providing my 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘴 is easy? You’re a funny guy.

@RisqueSinner Taking the easy way in life.

@WithinMyHell It pays the bills.

@RisqueSinner Sounds like a boring life.

@WithinMyHell It’s my job. I always have to be in a “mood”.

@RisqueSinner Never said you were. You can think what ya like.

It’s kinda part of my image. Nice to know you think I’m cute though.

Someone thinks she's a devil. Cute.