Lawrence Association Of Wizards

Open new doors!

We'll work under the assumption that Kris Kobach would prefer to return to his original identity, Nostoc commune. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nostoc_co…

Happy solstice, Lawrence! Please report on how you spent your glut of daylight.

Of the witches who no longer give a twitch, the majority say it is because no one believed them about false strawberries.

@prairielaura We believe you have opposing goals, however.

See us for fungus translation services.

@TheFastPitch More Somebody Somewhere--> More opportunities for filming in Kansas and @libertyhall and @lovegardensound t-shirts

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Guy's Chips featured prominently in tonight's episode of SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE on HBO in the KSU party growler. That's Kansas synergy right there. thepitchkc.com/snack-attack-g…

Weird how no donuts have shown up at headquarters yet.

The moon is bright tonight. You may wish to ensure your robe is not tucked into your underpants.

Yes, this is the day we recognize the existence of space wizards. Happy #maythe4th

@ComedyMayorLFK , we're curious about your services. If there was a problem we couldn't handle, would you be able to make people feel better about it?

The more purple option is generally the more magical option.

@KUPhysicsAstro @Kyssuber @RoachesOfMalott @MalottHall It appears to be an Italian wall lizard, not a native beast, so consider rewriting the 'release' part of the plan. So it's in Malott? Now we're on mutant watch.

@Kyssuber @RoachesOfMalott @MalottHall Maybe. We've requested a safe catch and release. If that isn't possible, then they'll probably stay and be an asset against bugs in the basement.

Move over @RoachesOfMalott! The @MalottHall Mailroom has a lizard!

@kjhk serving up the 'music to piss off your familiar' show

You may be wondering, "Am I a good pagan if I go to Christian Easter service, but I spend the time daydreaming about. . . fecundity?"

We extend our appreciation to everyone who represented the pagans today with eggs, pastries, and fertility

@Davis_Hammet Curses!

BREAKING: Democratic Rep. Marvin Robinson of Kansas City, who has been courted by far-right Rep. Penn for months, gave Republicans the deciding vote to override the Governor & establish state discrimination against transgender Kansans. #ksleg

@lawrencelibrary posted a tremendous list of fiction involving magic. Nearly everything is checked out! We can recommend one available right now: Bless Me, Ultima by Rudolfo Anaya. lawrence.bibliocommons.com/list/share/279…

The Art Tougeau parade can't get here fast enough.