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Kolo Toure went to ridiculous lengths to get laid.
For two years, the City defender led a secret double life, posing as a used car salesman to woo his student mistress.
From secret families to surprises in the shower, this is the story of Kolo's con trick...
Our story begins in the 2am drizzle outside a Manchester nightclub.
After deploying his famous Ivorian charm, Kolo Toure swaps numbers with 22-year-old student Kessel Kasuisyo.
The pair agree to meet at a hotel the next day.
To keep his identity a secret, Kolo cooks up an elaborate alter ego.
He is Francois, a successful Ghanaian car salesman named, who moved to Manchester as a student.
โI told him he looked familiarโ Kessel later recalled, โbut he just said maybe he looks like somebody.
"He said he sold cars in Africa and did some charity work.โ
Not a football fan, Kessel has no clue who he really is.
Over two years, Kolo lives a double life, sneaking round to the studentโs council flat disguised with a baseball cap and a pair of Top Gun aviators.
He buys her โsexy white lingerieโ, and calls from private numbers so she โdoesn't waste her money calling.โ
And the act doesn't stop there.
In an Oscar-worthy performance, Toure gets down on one knee with a diamond ring, professing his love.
And when he disappears for a few months, he has an explanation for that too.
Kolo claims he was back in Ghana flogging second hand Range Rovers, but the reality is slightly different.
He was in the Ivory Coastโฆ marrying his actual wife.
So how is Koloโs exhausting charade eventually rumbled?
The City defender always insisted his student lover didnโt take any photos of him, but one day, she sneakily grabs one while he's in the shower.
She shows the picture to a friend, who instantly recognises the footballing megastar and urges her to google โKolo Toureโ.
After discovering photos of her beau lifting the Premier League trophy, as well as snaps from his recent wedding, the game is up.
Farewell Francois, Ghanaโs most celebrated car salesmanโฆ
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