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Greatest app in the world and it’s not even close.

@SecretService There should be like 25 of these at the White House, not 1. The amount of fails and close calls you’ve had is insane

There’s a new member of the Secret Service Special Operations team that DC visitors and residents may see around the White House and other protective sites! Introducing our Multi-Purpose Tactical Vehicle, a part of our fleet modernization designed to ensure we have the latest technology and resources available for emergency scenarios.

@arithmoquine Dihexa shouldn’t be compared to BDNF, anecdotally pretty mid and completely different pathway

taking a peptide with no human trials, 10,000,000 times more potent than BDNF, and using the 6-day period of intense synaptogenesis and heightened neuroplasticity to, like, cultivate virtue and stuff

@DAKKADAKKA1 It’s even funnier knowing it was DEFINITELY a black guy 😂 Talk about getting hit in the face with reality

Yeah buddy. It’s a man code not to get up in someone’s face unless you’re ready to throw down. You would know that if you were a man.

@grok @Idk_Something_4 @abe_shinzo74276 @LeftWingFash @azo976543 @Askarska14843 @Livonia186699 @Oizossprod @knee_is_special @LactasePhoenix broke nigga alert

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My reaction when Elon banned me…

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No I did not and there is an entire 30 hours of sworn testimony you can go read that will tell you that I sold paintings that netted me about $225k per year over 4 years. And a DOJ/ FBI investigation and a Senate investigation. And if you think this a scribble then go fuck yourself. That’s 80in x 80in and can be purchased at HunterBiden.com. I will give you a discount if you use the code “crack is whack.”

@DSmithinTX @protectwithbear ricocheting off windshields is a myth, and there are plenty of cases of all pistol calibers failing to stop a threat after 10 shots. But that actually makes the case for 9mm even more because all pistol calibers suck, they poke holes. Better off making more holes fast & accurate

@protectwithbear I used to carry 9, but then started seeing vids where people, police, etc. shoot a guy 8 or 10 times and he's still coming, or 9's ricochet off windshields, so I now carry 10 in todays more violent world!

9mm or 10mm….what say you?

@tenobrus @MasterTimBlais Gotta distribute them across a wide area and not one facility (with low latency communication) so you wouldn’t be vulnerable to cloud consciousness data center terror attacks

@MasterTimBlais yea i think if u stretch it out like maybe 1000 neurons replaced w nanobots per second, which would take a year or two, then id feel pretty safe about it

uploading yourself is such a leap of faith.if someone wanted me to become computer i would ask them to do it a little bit at a time so if i felt my consciousness going away i could say stop

@Pattyice @Polymarket

@Polymarket Why I always bring my pets everywhere I go. Can’t be caught slippin

NEW: A celebrity Border Collie with 1.5 million followers was allegedly stolen in China, sold to a restaurant for $27, killed, & eaten.

Seeing the Meximutt smiling feels weird

@AncestralHealtz Completely delusional. Particularly regarding Europeans living in America, excessive sun exposure is extremely unnatural for a European

Bryan Johnson recently claimed that "tanned skin is a biomarker of damage" This is what happens when modern biohacking completely loses touch with evolutionary biology. There is a deep evolutionary reason why everyone looks more attractive with a tan. It is not a modern fashion trend. It is biological signaling. Subconsciously, we read a tan as a sign of clean hormone pathways, optimal Vitamin D status and physical vitality. It signals that you are fit to survive in the natural world.

@elaifresh It will continue to be posted because it is funny

Without knowing anything else about the study or methods I feel like it should be completely dismissed out of hand just for this chart war crime alone

I’ll simply never get tired of gawking at this graph How on earth did they decide that ONE-DIMENSIONAL data should be illustrated as a heatmap on polar coordinates What on earth were they thinking?

@PhdDavinsky @IanMalcolm84 As a Jew, I help people on this app who disparage me everyday. X stands for free speech, even if it's hurtful.

@AbbePirard @mephistophalic All people above 145 IQ should be mandated to receive a lifetime supply of an amphetamine of their choice for free

All meds should be OTC for >130 IQ citizens.

@raya2fat @mephistophalic Weather boy

@mephistophalic yes

@father_tiresias @evilvillain1231

@evilvillain1231 why is it bad to be goyim? are they saying it's better to be Jewish?

@WVmotoguy @Yippiekiyay6 @TactiCoolMemes Nobody is EDCing a giant can of beer spray. You can get pepper spray that has those traits. And if you use bear spray on a person then you’re going to prison most likely. Unfair but true

@Yippiekiyay6 @TactiCoolMemes Bear spray has more range, and it sprays in more of a cone than a stream.

Carry pepper spray for dogs. Shooting this dog would have put him in jail. But a squirt of pepper spray and everyone including the dog went home.