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Creating a fun tier list Telegram: linktr.ee/Escariotes

“Oh my God! You're so much better than your dad! Let's do this every night—just don't tell him, okay?” “It's all wonderful as far as I'm concerned, Mom.” Telegram: linktr.ee/Escariotes

The upside of having a liberal, divorced mom is that she’s open to new things

Sister has the best ideas ever Telegram: linktr.ee/Escariotes

Mom liked the size and wanted to try it on x.com/P4RTYH0RS3/sta…

Helping Mom with her little problem Telegram: linktr.ee/Escariotes

The upside of having a divorced mother

Mother helped him get over his ex (in her own way) Telegram: linktr.ee/Escariotes

Mother thought about his wish and decided to grant it

The upside of having a hot tub with Mom

When her mother got divorced, she became much more “open-minded”

Sister and her brilliant ideas for resolving conflicts

The upside of being at home with a liberal mom is that she has the best ideas for things to do Telegram: linktr.ee/Escariotes

Stepfather never took good care of her, so she turned to other sources

Just my friend's girlfriend showing off how "skilled" she is

Sharing a bed with my mom wasn't such a bad idea after all. A memory to cherish Telegram: linktr.ee/Escariotes

The upside of having a dad who works outside the home

Dinner with Mom tonight was completely different Telegram: linktr.ee/Escariotes

A different kind of weekend with everyone at home

They realized that they didn't miss their wife that much Telegram: linktr.ee/Escariotes