is that zachi

ryan, who you refer to here as “just as hot as jan, but in a different way”

If a girl brings up axe throwing as a date she thinks you’re a slut

Big moon

@SladeMonks It got worse lmao

Fucking up at work early in the morning sucks what do I do now

Sorrryyyy we keep forgetting some of these fuckers can fly. So look out for that

Im gonna be real w u dog this wealth inequality got me hella bummed

Batman hangs dong but it’s in hour 3

@preceniello60 Ok come over

@ZachCanFly Boi you cute as hell stfu before i come over there and kiss you

“Stand up, Luis”

Why do open mic comics do that

more thundercat in Star Wars

@alexnpress Wrote a poem about this from the security guards POV

What do you do after 25 besides hyper-fixate on one hobby

DO YOU REALLY WANT IT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TASTE IT

2022 we stop kony

I just had to explain a URL to some old fuck there’s no way he should be allowed to vote