Jess Connell

The nightly conundrum:

Those of us who lived through Y2K remember the know-it-alls saying “1-1-2000 isn’t actually the start of the new millennium. It’s starting the last year of a millennium.” Because of those know-it-alls being so mouthy, I’d have actually gotten this one right.

Bill Maher is SO CLOSE to figuring it out: “I just don’t understand the American economy. I really don’t. I don’t understand how there could be so much wealth and I pay so much in taxes and it doesn’t seem to get to the people. I don’t even mind doing it. Over half, always, way over half and I never read about the homeless getting better. Anything getting better. At least not in a city like [Los Angeles, California].” One word, Bill: FRAUD!

“No kings!” they yelled, listening to Bernie Sanders, who’s been in congress longer than the reign of Henry VIII.

Big find from @jeffersonmorley re Evelyn Lincoln dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

@ReviewsPossum 👀👆🏻

You know how PepsiCo lowered the price of Lays products after RFK Jr. said you can't use SNAP to buy them anymore? That's because, when they could get the government (the taxpayer) to pay for their products, they had no reason to care if they were affordable to anyone who wasn't on SNAP. Now that that's no longer the case, they have to price competitively again. The government doesn't give people TVs for "free", and that's why they're cheap.

@jason_howerton 👀👆🏻😬

anyone who answers anything other than 6 simply doesn’t understand how many guns we have in TX, including the ones we lost in boating accidents

@ClownWorld same vibes

When you lie on your resume 😭

What I feel is important about this article is Lincoln confirms JFK said he want to splinter the CIA into pieces. There has been a concerted effort lately to dismiss he ever said this…it feels like part of an op to distort history by saying JFK never made that quote.

This fact has been known for some time: "Women who are highly religious also report greater sexual satisfaction than other women. This surprising fact turned up as far back as 1977 in a survey by Redbook magazine, and it has been repeatedly replicated. One study found that “for both the wives and husbands, feeling that God was part of their marriage was positively associated with sexual satisfaction.” Another study concluded, “When it comes to relationship quality in heterosexual relationships, ighly religious couples enjoy higher-quality relationships and more sexual satisfaction, compared to less/mixed religious couples and secular couples.” The National Health and Social Life Survey, the most detailed analysis of sexual behavior in America, found that people in intact marriages who worshiped weekly “were most likely to report feeling wanted and needed during intercourse” (94.9 percent). Yet how often does Hollywood or television feature married religious couples enjoying a happy, sexually vibrant relationship? How often do sex education courses teach young people that if they want a fulfilling sex life, they should get married and go to church?" (from The Toxic War on Masculinity)

👀 Looks like a rifle. Seems appropriate. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@radar_online This cannot be true. We have been told she cares about “elevating” experiences, and “loves to get into the granular.”

EXCLUSIVE: Meghan Markle Mercilessly Mocked After 'Luxury' Retreat's 'Gala' Setup Is Revealed — It's 'Giving Low-End Real Estate Conference Vibes' ebx.sh/S1rPk8

@MedcalfByESPN Texas BBQ is an art form unmatched by uncivilized outsiders.

6 in a landslide.

A fascinating addendum to the thinking of the Kennedy inner circle, but also a bit frustrating for us because it does seem as though Ms. Lincoln didn’t get very far past list-making. She wrote out her own round-up-the-usual-suspects memo on the assassination of her boss on the afternoon it happened— on the flight out of Dallas, in fact— featuring the same “suspects” in JFK’s death. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

🚨NEW - CANADIAN SENIOR OFFERED DEATH FOR MINOR BONE BREAK 84-year-old Miriam Lancaster was admitted to a Vancouver hospital with a broken sacrum (small back bone) Her doctor told her: "We can offer you MAID.’ she refused and recovered in a month, later climbed a volcano.

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I remember the days when former presidents were FORMER. We had no idea what they thought about policies. They'd had their day in the sun. They (we assumed because they were quiet about it) were now enjoying their days out of the spotlight. Their leadership was in the past.

It’s been over 6 months since I posted this. How’s Joe?

@MbarkCherguia This is fantastic. And TBH it would somehow come out tasting amazing.

White guys imitating Indians making street food. Thoughts?

As someone who (last week) got the Christmas bins moved out of my parlor to the storage area, I can respect this Christmas tradition.