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When you compare the size of a gummy worm versus a gummy bear, it starts to paint a horrific picture of the gummy universe.

@KingGary1234 I’m not far behind you. We are losers.

It’s 8:23pm, Saturday night. 1 kid is in bed, 1 on his Xbox, wife is out… Going to do some work, FML

@RichieLionel81 @av_josh1 This is rare too though. £71 please.

@av_josh1 Well they mare leeds more expensive as it was a rare good ko time so they will obviously reduce prices for this one…….

If we progress through Europe it’s a 19:00 on a Sunday. Absolutely sickening. #avfc

@mattkoonmusic @nicklopiccolo You’re not right, and that whole interview was kayfabe.

@nicklopiccolo There ya go. I love being right.

I get the impression that Roman Reigns is the best backstage politician since …. Because there is zero chance that Cody said “keep me and Roman apart.” Literally zero.

@FoxyN77 @Ant1987 The key players are on international duty.

@Ant1987 Our next match is less than 2 weeks away, they won't lose any fitness on the training pitch. Adaptation occurs during recovery not activity, this was a chance to rest key players before the run-in.

Posts like this annoy me. It's 3 weeks until our next competitive match and we need to keep fitness levels up which you cannot do in training alone. Guaranteed other clubs play friendlies behind closed doors. If you can't grasp why we have played today that's on you. Not #avfc

@goshebang @Cheetowunga He’d have been better off turning his head right and heading towards harvester. Not by much, but still.

@Cheetowunga It’s fucking Nando’s pal. Absolute average shite.

Ima be so serious if this is the best the UK has to offer, the US sweeps this food 10 out of 10 times

@FoxyN77 This wasn’t a match it was more a training exercise. Unai took it so seriously he started Elliott.

We've played a shedload of matches this season, why the hell did we need an extra one? #avfc

@WhatTheForkAVFC That’s him!

@_Mark_83 The bloke that drank Megan Fox’s blood or something along those lines?

Keep hearing catchy banger world cup songs from other countries (except USA, who’s jelly roll??) and wondering what ours is. Or are we just going with 3 lions again? 😂

@WhatTheForkAVFC Jelly roll also lost a human in weight over the last 3 years.

@WhatTheForkAVFC A rebranded Machine Gun Kelley. Was popular about 15 years ago for this. youtu.be/BnFr4MP7Tjo?si…

@turner295 But it’s not cheaper. £71 for Leeds at home was the complaint the other week.

Payday 💰💰 2 adults, 2 kids. £565 for Lapland U.K. on a Saturday in November because it’s cheaper than December. £265 for Gladiators live in the 2nd cheapest price band available. I don’t wanna hear any of you bitching about the cost of villa tickets ever again. #AVFC

@stevejones88 It’s not all day, it’s 4 hours. They move you around from task to task because they’ve got the next group waiting behind you.

@_Mark_83 140 each for the joy if seeing your kids faces during a full day at Lapland is much better value for money than 60/70 quid each for a 90 minute football match though

@KingGary1234 @topskillsportuk Topskills Sports **UK** Sure Jan 👀

@topskillsportuk Why would it send Liverpool to the bottom of the table?

🚨💣 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐃: Manchester City face a shocking 60-point deduction after 115 breaches of Financial Fair Play. 😳❌ The official announcement of this bombshell punishment is set to drop before the end of the season. This devastating sanction would send the reigning champions crashing to the bottom of the Premier League table and condemn them to relegation. — 60-point deduction — 115 FFP breaches — Reports @cesaralo

@KingGary1234 My kids are 4 and 8. Disney on ice, horrible histories live. Villa women’s games 👀

@_Mark_83 Disney on ice though 😮😮😮

@KingGary1234 Yeah. Disney on ice too. Bet those skaters aren’t on premier league money 🤣

@_Mark_83 That’s very true. You only have to look at music too. Gigs that once cost 50-60 are now in excess of £100

@KingGary1234 Still - £65 second cheapest ticket for gladiators, no concessions. People need to realise this isn’t a “Villa are ripping us off” thing, it’s just a “live entertainment is expensive” thing, and football falls under that category.

@_Mark_83 Is it though haha! Haha gladiators is alright

@BandanaSavos @KingGary1234 Real lapland is too facking cold. Give me a fake forest in Manchester any day.

@KingGary1234 @_Mark_83 Not even lapland, lapland in the UK 😅

@KingGary1234 SO GOOD though. Picking on Lapland not gladiators? 👀

@_Mark_83 If you pay to go to Lapland then you deserve to pay stupid prices 😂😂😂