Motolani
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Motolani
@___Motolani
Environmentalist, Humanitarian and Lover of books and sports
My house 가입일 Mart 2020
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Cristiano Ronaldo should really take goal scoring tips from Henry and Zlatan.
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No dey decide for me when food is involved ooo
Faruq OLÒKOBA@Hazbiyallahu_
@RealSamboFatiu is married and busy 😌, I should’ve invited him for tuwo date this morning 🍲
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Motolani 리트윗함
No matter what it will cost you, please avoid going to jail, especially in a country like Nigeria. Aside that the general living condition in prison will make your live a million times worse than it was before going to prison, your post-prison life might be extra worse.
Avoid crimes, with everything you have.
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@kitanthegreat @spermdonerkebab Lol… Shebi he’s at least a kid that can be excused.
A grown as adult did it, not on assembly ground but in a central mosque. Not on ordinary day but during the jumat service.
Well, she wasn’t beheaded or beaten… she was expelled.
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@spermdonerkebab I wonder how this story would have ended if the reverse was the case.
Hint: replace “expelled” with “beheaded”
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so apparently my 6 year old muslim nephew who’s in catholic school for some reason (don’t ask idk why) in the middle of an assembly raised his hand and said “excuse me there is only one god and his name is allah” and then they expelled him AND all of his siblings 😭😭😭
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@UyaisHusband_ @ChukwuderaEdozi @Aunty_Akanke You serious or you’re farming? Bcos this can’t be real… she comes twice in a week and you pay her that amount at the end of the month?
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@UyaisHusband_ @Aunty_Akanke That’s not being wise o, it’s being wucked.
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@Aunty_Akanke I pay 10 for mine and she comes twice weekly.
There is underpayment and there is negotiation. You know it's cheap labour but she doesn't realize she can negotiate for a pay rise.
Her fault, not yours
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@Aunty_Akanke 10k monthly for do all that once in a week—- it’s small.
10k for that service Everytime she shows up for it (even if it’s once in a week) — that’s ideal
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@Updateboyx Somebody that has never had a KO goal in WC in all the years he’s been playing Prof football, what did he do with his youthful year at WC? Talmabout he’s 41 yr old. What did he do at 29?
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I’ve been watching Ronaldo since I was a kid. There’s nothing you can say that’ll bother me. I know him too well. But we can’t cheat nature. Troll him all you want. He’s the 🐐
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@mahuakessey @_kayode__ He hadn’t… Messi was clearly a big contender at the time Ronaldo won his first Balon d’or, even with months of injuries. It was largely believed that if it wasn’t for the injuries, Messi wld av won it. You sound like Ronaldo was yrs ahead of Messi in terms of greatness.
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@_kayode__ If you didn't just start watching football in 2019, you'd know that this comparison started as far back as 2008, when Messi was first compared to Ronaldo, who had already etched his name into history at the time. Nobody will erase history here
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I no even know who start that Messi vs Ronaldo comparison . E dey disgusting
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@Adesanmmi Think it has more to do with their individual personalities and team orientation. If Ronaldo was in that Argentina team, he’d still get the same treatment he’s getting in Portugal.
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Argentina players will play for Messi with their lives, but Ronaldo is surrounded by 9 sticks who have forgotten how to play ball.
They can't even string 4 passes together.
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How did their Nigerians fans come up with all these banter names for Messi and Ronaldo?
- Chibuzor
- Wasiu
- Ogunmepon
Even as an active football enthusiast, I don't know the origin of any of these names.
The interesting thing is, almost all countries have such local banter names for them.
I saw someone from UK Twitter call one of them Homelando today.
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🚨🇵🇹 IMAGINE CRISTIANO RONALDO RESPONDS WITH 4 GOALS TOMORROW!
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@YeyeOba001 @AdamsAh89818789 He’s actually talking nonsense, there’s nothing in Islam that says women can’t or shouldn’t have/earn their own money
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@AdamsAh89818789 How many "Muslim men" are dutifully providing for and taking good care of their wives?
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According to the core tenets of Islam it is actually haram for married Muslim sisters to be financially independent. If your husband actively takes care of your provision then why do you need to work? The role of a married woman in Islam is to be a full time house wife.
Ibironke Khadeejah Quadri@ronkecarew
Fascinating that Muslim Brothers are actually insulting me because I am encouraging Sisters to Earn and become Financially independent, interesting times . What exactly are you scared of? So you can continue to starve them? Sisters for your own good Be financially literate and savvy the alternative is dire and very much so. If my message is not for you, kindly block and keep it moving . Brothers especially irresponsible Muslim Brothers , I owe you no allegiance, None whatsoever. I don't do sentiments with financial abusers, I won't spare you because you've destroyed many Sisters with your Gaslighting and irresponsibilities. Those who wants to remain in your bondages can, good luck to them . As for those that want out, the blueprint is Simple, focus on your financial life and ask Allah for help to bless your efforts. That's all.
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@Nsukka_okpa Talking as if Ronaldo did anything worthy of talks in his earlier years in World Cup.
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Comparing a 37-year-old Messi to a 41-year-old Ronaldo in 2026 makes zero sense. The age difference is magnanimous.
Let them both just enjoy their final years as they’re both the best players of this generation.
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@Hybrid_Ola He may not put it out in a nice way but he spoke facts. She never really loved him, respected or regarded him and never cared about his feelings until he died.
Until he died many of us never knew she was married for good 13 years.
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@tinscognito__ @VinegarMartini You suggested TikTok but google is your problem 🤡
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@VinegarMartini Thanks that’s true. A child witnessing their parent choking should absolutely consult chatgpt
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What if a child is having dinner with their parent who is single mum and who has returned home from a long shift. Whilst enjoying their dinner the parent suddenly chokes. The child panics. They grab their iPhone 16 and open TikTok for assistance. But it’s blocked. What then?
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