apt

guy saying hi to a piece of steak while telling it that he want to eat it : Nice to meat you

@wanviscera oh ok

@_apt_0 no

ok

i miss nikocado avacado so bad

i made this post while taking a shit btw

this is me when im taking a shit : >~<

twitter is so fun like ive never met carbon copies of me anywhere else

@lfcrayo @wanviscera wait this guy is funny

@wanviscera Are you sure they didn’t mean to type U instead of A

my friend called me a chad moe

@wanviscera no oomf you look like a dog with flights face

@_apt_0 u likey

home alone who wants to come over

@wanviscera put baloons in them

i want big boobs how to get big boobs

@toxicbrained mb

@_apt_0 Choked on my monster wtf!!!!!!!!!!

Bro thinks im stupid

wait, who IS Lila. Nah jk ik i have played it before

Wait i forgot fuck

@chaerimeowmeoow 👍

@_apt_0 tomorow i stop

@trea5O you are apartment 😂

@chaerimeowmeoow stop acting freaky af

@_apt_0 stop acting breedable omg

they should let us do a little dance instead of sleeping

@chaerimeowmeoow damn im that far behind :(

@_apt_0 im at day 90 and ur at day 1

if im at day 1 youre at day 0

@chaerimeowmeoow im 2 ?

@trea5O you

the letters b and n have the same vibe, bcose like abc b is second and lmnop n is third but lwk m feels like more of a 1 than a 3 so n becomes a 2