Bryan

Can’t tell if I’m shaking from my workout or from my hangover

Im getting older its time for me to pick one of these Mexicans and settle down.

One thing about it- if I’m bored imma fall asleep in the section

doing my taxes right now knowing its all going to fraud, pedophiles and israel

This like the Avengers for Whores

If he’s not with me he can’t be happy

no one flirts harder than two people who aren’t dating

How do ppl have conversations mid run? I be gasping for air

Getting sick as I get older literally beats my ass

I’m literally scared to do my taxes

Fuck the greens on god

Idc how drunk I am, I’m doing my skincare routine

Chat I registered to buy tickets to the next Olympics it’s my dreammmm

Why am I literally crying watching the Olympics

seated for the real super bowl

Kehlani says “f-ck ICE” during her Grammy acceptance speech.

I’m not beating the young hoes allegations

Bro TikTok is shit now they need to give it back to China- the vapes too

redownloading hinge as i drive 90 on the highway

The urge to go blonde but my curls will literally fry away