courtney

josh has left his phone at home, discovered i’m under “ hitler “ on his phone.

wondered if pregnancy was humbling me and then josh comes out with “ you look like winnie the pooh “

Whoever writes Mayor of Kingstown is a sociopath

i never took too much interest into my dads military background. however, seeing his death notice on an army page and the amount of people commenting who knew him, served along side him, and loved him has made me ever so proud of him.

my kid isn’t even two or anywhere close and he’s at the top of the stairs launching remotes, hairbrushes everything 💀

jude’s into head butting. So that’s how we get woken up now along with kicking a football all before 6am.

The Osbournes has come on prime and omg what a show 😂😂😂

Magic show (Magic is 1% skills 99% correct diet) #LastOneLaughingUk #PrimeVideoUk

can’t believe i paid for sam fenders new album to get pre-sale tickets access and couldn’t get pre-sale tickets 💔

in the last few days jude has learnt he can make noises without having to scream. So, here we are at 2am and he’s been “ talking “ for over an hour now 🫠💀

nothing is more painful than a two hour night feed, settling them to sleep to then wake as you put them down in their crib 🫠😅💀

Our last session, two years on. Thank you to every single person who has helped build this formidable movement. Tomorrow is a great opportunity to vote for change. See you on the doors 🚪 🌹🌹🌹🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 #Dover #Deal #Tapp24 #VoteLabour

@UKLabour @NatalieElphicke what’s happened to @MikeTappTweets and why on earth do we have to have her?

Welcome, @NatalieElphicke, the new Labour MP for Dover and Deal.

a labour party that suspends diane abbott but welcomes natalie elphicke with open arms is not one worthy of a vote

The charity fundraiser has been climbing so much in the last few days. Over £427k now. Link is here if you want to chuck something in. Thank you🫡 givestar.io/gs/PROJECTAFRI…

@_csbrown Because you got pregnant 25 weeks ago

How have i still got 15 weeks to go? 💀🤰

Usher really one of the best entertainers ever. Bruh put on the skates and really was getting to it. Elite talent.

Thankyou to all involved for the last 3 years. A great club full of brilliant people, fans who have welcomed and supported me from the start. All the best for the rest of the season and beyond 💙

Day 278 of running the entire length of Africa. Need your support now more than ever on this one. Appreciate you all🫡