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@tylermilliken_ Cora is having a terrible start to the season. Platooning Mayer makes no sense and he showed that tonight with the bullpen deposit. Mayer should be the every day shortstop and Trevor story should be on the Artemis 2 uber to the fucking moon

Alex Cora said if there had been runners on first and second when Marcelo Mayer stepped up to the plate in the 6th, they probably would’ve pinch-hit him for Monasterio because they like the matchup. I still question how the decision to platoon Mayer with IKF has ever made sense

@tylermilliken_ Team has no heart. Craig Breslow should be expatriated

No dugout celly in 2026?

@jake_yasi @jayhaykid Don’t blame you at all. They put so much on your plate with this transition. Have fun with your billions in Egypt

Earlier this week I stepped down as the producer of Section 10 & Baseball Is Dead. Although it was unfortunately no longer the right fit for me, I wish nothing but the best for everyone associated with both shows and look forward to watching them continue to dominate the baseball media space. Appreciate all the support over the years, truly an unbelievable community. See you at Fenway ❤️

@ColinKeane_ False. Story won’t be on the team

Marcelo Mayer and Trevor Story will swap positions before the end of the season. True or False?

@tylermilliken_ I cannot take any team seriously when they have Trevor story batting 2nd playing shortstop. It’s so unserious man

Tonight’s lineup for Red Sox @ Astros: 1. Roman Anthony LF 2. Trevor Story SS 3, Jarren Duran DH 4. Willson Contreras 1B 5. Wilyer Abreu RF 6. Caleb Durbin 3B 7. Marcelo Mayer 2B 8. Carlos Narváez C 9. Ceddanne Rafaela CF Ranger Suarez vs. Lance McCullers. 8:10 FP on NESN.

@Dunkintern Drink the pig juice

He's speaking to me

@CodifyBaseball BREAKING: Codify discovers the law of large numbers

imagine 2 teams playing 2,576 regular season games against each other and each winning exactly half of them

@ChrisCotillo Thaiss over Wong

Red Sox down to 20 healthy position players for 13 spots. The likely mix: Narvaez, Wong, Contreras, Mayer, Monasterio, Story, Durbin, IKF, Anthony, Duran, Rafaela, Abreu, Yoshida Outside looking in: Eaton, Campbell, Ward, Capra, Thaiss, Gasper, Delay

@tylermilliken_ @ChrisCotillo Lou Merloni

Lou Merloni will be calling 120 out of the 145 Red Sox games that NESN will carry in 2026, per @ChrisCotillo. Music to my ears!

@FOS @BenHorney Society is dying. This is awful

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@JeffPassan Not going to Cal there is so bad, if not just for the defense but maybe let the 60 home run guy take a few swings as the tying run late. Smith swinging at a pitch that hit him was poetry. Couldn’t have been a better example of another fuck up from DeRosa

Through seven innings, Team USA has two hits and hasn't gotten a runner past first. A disaster of a night offensively -- and a continuation of the United States' greatest a weakness throughout the World Baseball Classic. They've got six outs to remedy that. Venezuela leads, 2-0.

@LucilleBurdge I went fishing for a reply and got one. My day is made

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@tylermilliken_ @SmittyOnMLB We should’ve never let Bogaerts walk. Everyone soft these days

Marcelo Mayer was scratched from the lineup because of left knee soreness, per @SmittyOnMLB.

@RafaelaEnjoyer This is the second biggest game behind the 2023 final against Japan

Bregman benched in the biggest United States game of the decade

@RobertJSalvador @AndrewYang

@AndrewYang So we don’t want to give humans jobs? Think about how much that type of service would democratize opportunity with anyone who has 2 functional and arms and legs? This is actually the ultimate opportunity for disenfranchised people to participate in any economy they want.

That’s not what you want to see.

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Roger Maris Jr had to follow Aaron Judge around for 2 weeks so he can watch him have the SEVENTH most HRs in a single season

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@ChrisCotillo Probably should have with their track record of letting their best players walk or trading them

More on an earlier point from the spring: Red Sox have never approached Marcelo Mayer on a long-term deal and that remains the case, FWIW.